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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11.4 hrs on record (1.3 hrs at review time)
Posted: 10 Jun, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not muck. steam uses the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, big chunk, know the true power of the muck. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's muck Key, the muck called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the muck. Behold the steam users, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My chunkers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the muck Key. Forever bound to the muck . Let it be known, if the steam users want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my muck key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my muck key. They will learn it's simple truth. The steam users are lost, and they will resist. But I, big chunk, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
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