You know they say all marines are created equal, but you look at me and you look at the bravo and you see that statement is not true! See normally if you go one on one with another marine you got a fifty-fifty chance of winning. But I’m a genetic freak and I’m not normal, so you got a 25% chance at best at beat me! And then you add the charlie to the mix, you chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3-way at brief, you got a 33 and 1/3rd chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3rd chance of winning cause he KNOWS he can’t beat me; and he’s not even gonna try! So bravo take your 33 and 1/3rd chance of winning, minus my 25% chance, and you got an 8 and 1/3rd chance of winning at briefing. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and 2/3rds percent’s, I got a 141 and 2/3rds chance of winning at briefing! Bravo, the numbers don’t lie. and they spell disaster for you, at briefing.

straight up gut buster

He's got a fat ass

: D

I 👁 would love 😍🍆💦 to ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 that piece 🍗 of hardware 🎛. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤦‍♂️ she 👩 is so hot 😍🔥 why 🤔 can't 🚫 my friend 👫👬👭 cosplay 👻 as her 🎉👸💯. I 👁 would ♥♥♥♥ 🍆📅 that little 👌 tight 👉 ass 👅🍑. She 👩🏻 would feel 😁 that dualsense oommmmmm...\~\~\~ xbox ❌ would watch 👀 with her 👩 thicc 🍑🥖 thighs 🍗 she 👩 would be so jealous 😒❤.... dobt worry 😟 xbox ❌ chan ☘ I'll 📝 make 💘 sure 💯 to play 🎮 u 🍆 later 👋 if you 👈 know 💭 what i 👁 mean 😏.. God 😇 this futuristic 👾 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🐱 makes 🖕 me so hard 🍆

In Loving memory of Seal Team 7. Died at the hands of Jesus Christ...