dude we met in 1st grade when I needed help to tie my shoes how do you come up with this stuff

I met this guy on jerkmates a couple of years ago. Shortly after I added him because he seemed like a cool dude. Lots of jokes, lots of fun, lots of jerkmate duos. After years I one day I invited him to my house to meet him face to face. Once he entered he pushed me to the wall and began to gently bite my ear. I felt his third leg push against my thigh, so I hit him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!

hey that's not true

has a small pp

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i hope u beat ur condition and dont perish