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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual gamer and tell them how GAY they are

I love Herald of Darkness

From what I’ve gathered you grew up nice and sheltered with mamas pretty stories and your own made-up furieeeees

And mama gave me a magic clicker
Well, yes, I think it’s true and fair to say!

C’mon in and listen…. Lost wooords you’ve been missin’
Now the fire you’re bearin’, the eye of the darkness, your liiiight!

So, you were drawn to stories early on?

My dreams would light up my imagi-nation!

And you had nightmares night and day?

Yeah, but with the clicker, I chased those frights away!

Who knew??

So true…

So herreee is a clue a hoooope to remember, visions, they come true, obeeeeying the light switch too~

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIGHT!!!~
I’LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARK…NESS….!!
LOST IN THE NEVER-ENDING NIII-IIGHT!!
DIVING DEEP TO THE SURFACE!

And all your stories of crime chilling thrillers
Of hard-boiled killers became bestsellerrrrs
(And the award goes to… Alan Wake!)

It was all too much.. I had to get away…

The story’s the end-all, a piece of true fiction
Made meaningless in the face of creatioooon~!

But there is more to it than meets the eye!

I never meant for it to ruin my life that way..!

Would you say you lived a jaded lie?

Dark shades… Could never save the day!

So sad..

But true!

Fiiightin’ the nightmares, tooorch and a light switch
A gift or a curse? A realit-y made of dreeeeams!

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIGHT!!!~
I’LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARK…NESS….!!
LOST IN THE NEVER-ENDING NIII-IIGHT!!
DIVING DEEP TO THE SURFACE!

He could.. Write a new story.. Like Tom Zane before him!
And maybe they’d be happy… Once… Again…
Just one shot! One more chance.. For him to save their marriage..
Away from the city… A roman..tic getaway…

Still, he’s the tooorchbearer, and it couldn’t be much clearer!
A war needs its warrior… True and right!
The daaarkness within him heeeeld herrr hostage!
Had he seen her drownin’, would’ve saved her from the darkness of the laaake~!

SHOW ME THE CHAMPION OF LIIIGHT!!!~
I’LL SHOW YOU THE HERALD OF DARK…NESS….!!
LOST IN THE NEVER-ENDING NIII-IIGHT!!
DIVING DEEP TO THE SURFACE!

EPIK GUITAR SOLO FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES