Recent reviews by Grandson

Osama Jin Laden

♥♥♥♥ YOU CORAL HIGHLANDS! if your dumb enough to farm for mantles this weekend, then your a dumb enough shmuck to come down to the Rotten Vale! CORPSES, AILMENTS OUT THE ASS, DEADLY MONSTERS. If you think your gonna find a mantle at the Rotten Vale, you can kiss my ass! It's out belief that your a stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that you'll fail for this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Bring your Armor, bring your palico, bring your white sharpness. WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ YOUR SHARPNESS. Thats right, WE'LL ♥♥♥♥ IT because at the Rotten Vale, YOURE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ SIX WAYS FROM SUNDAY. Take a hike to the Rotten Vale, home of CHALLENGE PISSING! If you can piss 20 feet into the air and kill a legiana, you'll get no desire sensor GUARANTEED!!! Don't wait OR WE'LL RIP YOUR NUTS OFF! Only at the Rotten Vale.

Jill making my sha boing boing rise

Oh, you think you're good at Dark Souls? Have you ever even tried a NG+99, soul level 1, no armor, no weapons, no magic, no damage taken, no NPC's spoken to, inverted controls on an electric drum kit, no rolling, no back step, no sprinting, no lock on, no consumables, no audio, no parry, lowest possible resolution, lowest possible brightness, all boss and enemies killed, while drunk, hanging from the ceiling the entire time, all bonfires lit, walking everywhere backwards, sub-30 minutes speedrun? Yeah, I thought not. Go back to your LoL matches you brainless bump on a log.

Give us Season 4 you pricks

Margaret kreygasm

Dont play if you cant see the colour GREEN

pretty good story

Yes great game really captures the vibe of a depressed middle aged man.