So there i was on a sunny saturday, it was morning time and i had just woken up. So i did what i would do any day, hop on fortnite with the homies of course. I was in the fortnite lobby getting my skins ready for the first match of the day. All of a sudden this ♥♥♥♥♥ joins my lobby and talks ♥♥♥♥ me to and makes me cry 4 times. I tried many times to get him to leave but he just wouldnt leave. I tried contacting epic games to get him to stop but they just mocked me. So i called up my mommy because she works at epic games. I explained to her everything and she completely understood. She pulled a few strings and got him banned. That was the happiest day of my life. From there on forth I have never been bothered or harassed by this man. -rep

and his car smells like cigarettes.

-rep So after a long night at the club with my boys (about 7.5 drinks in) i called an uber and this scum picked me up... we all wait an unironic 45 minutes and he finally comes. speeding down the road (classy, loser.) anyhooooo i wave my hands frantically so he sees me. and he does. me, chad, and greg all get in and this tards first words, i kid you not are "mm smells like white boy, get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my uber now" such a ♥♥♥♥.