this ni**a thicc

i was fishing with my friends last weekend and we had no ride home, so I do what anyone with a brain would do... i ordered an uber.. for the most part, I've had good experiences using this app... but ever since I ordered this guy, I've stopped using the app. Let me introduce you as to why this happened.. the first thing you should know is that I gave this guy many more chances than i should have, when he first picked us up, he rolled down the windows and said "hop in the whip cutiepie" OK FIRST OFF: im not a cutiepie and SECONDLY: i don't want you to touch me there but we hopped in, and he screams "I HATE WHITE BOYS WHO DON'T WANNA ♥♥♥♥ ME" so we just got out and ran away super fast -rep bad uber driver

-rep So after a long night at the club with my boys (about 7.5 drinks in) i called an uber and this scum picked me up... we all wait an unironic 45 minutes and he finally comes. speeding down the road (classy, loser.) anyhooooo i wave my hands frantically so he sees me. and he does. me, chad, and greg all get in and this ♥♥♥♥♥ first words, i kid you not are "mm smells like white boy, get the ♥♥♥♥ out of my uber now" such a ♥♥♥♥.