Sigh...

As the sole agent representing Dingathy we solemnly charge:

5 keys for autographs
10 keys for her to mention you hung out
15 keys for her to fart into the microphone
25 keys for you to be bench pressed by her
40 keys for you to squeeze her biceps + get deadlifted
50 keys for her to rap on stage

Oh I'm sorry. I just looked at your profile I didn't realize you where a lady. (And a beautiful one at that) I try my best to respect women. Especially women in gaming. As a matter of fact now I actually do agree with you. I'm sorry. Maybe you could even add me on PSN and we can play some games together. We could play GTA, overwatch, Minecraft, maybe even a little COD. add me xXx##################################################################xXx. Sorry about my name. My cousin made it a while back. He is not a good person like me and does not carry my values.
Good day ma'am.
Also I PM'd you. Take a look and lmk what you think.

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as she is jacked. I saw her at a 7-11 the other day and she was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked her what the diapers were for and she said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then she bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because she's just that good.

Hello, I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful (but also intelligent looking!) female, and I am under the presumption that this goddess is you? It is quite astonishing to see a female here on Seam. I am quite popular around here in this platform, so if you require any guidance, please, throw me a message. I will assist you at any hour, day or night. And, before you are mistaken, I do not seek your hand in a romantic way; although, I am not opposed in the event you are interested in me, as many women often are. I am a man of standard, and I do not bow to just any female that comes my way, unlike my peers… So rest assured that I will not be in the way of your gaming and socializing experience. Consider me a Player 2… a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enhoy some video games together some time. I see you play Team Fortress 2, and are you good at Engineer? I am a Engineer aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games.

Kept flirting with female on CS:GO team, was really cringe-worthy. Started to get VERY angry at everyone for telling him to tone it down a bit. Concerned for everyone's safety involved in this ordeal. Would highly recommend staying away from this individual.