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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:36am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:19am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:34pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:23pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 6:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:24pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:44am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 5:15am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:30am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:49pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:48pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:55pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:08pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:11am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:21am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:34am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:00am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:46pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 5:23pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:40am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:39am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:48am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:36am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:38am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:00pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 3:00pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:46pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:05am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:48pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:40pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:44pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:33am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:11am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:49pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:40pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:16am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:41pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:26pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:33am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:41pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:54am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:26am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 10:39am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:26pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:26pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:26pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:58pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:27pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:02pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:39am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:27pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:09pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:53am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:28pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:09pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:29pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:23pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:49am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:40am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 4:58pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 3:26pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:48pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:17pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 1:48pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 2:45pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:31pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:44pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:23pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:49am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:29pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:51pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 5:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:01pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:10pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:38pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:40pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Jun @ 5:20pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 4:51pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:33pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:17pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:29am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:56pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:42pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:20am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:31pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 12:43pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:46pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:02pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:09pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:44pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:17pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 2:51pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:10pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:14pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:00pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:59pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:50am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:44am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:39am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:31pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 3:24pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:08pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:21pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:30pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:29pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:28pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:06pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:10pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:39pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:42pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:47pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Jun @ 1:51am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:12pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:52am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:31pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:47pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:02pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:59pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:59pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:19pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:41am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:19pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:14pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:21am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:53am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 12:55pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:41am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:41am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:57am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:01pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:59pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 7:00am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:57am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:26pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:01pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 2:41pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 1:57am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:26pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:01pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:41am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:14pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:40pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:27pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:03pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:27pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:31pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:16pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:24pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:38pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:24pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:57pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:25pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:51pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:35am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:47am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:46pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:54am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:49pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:55am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:03pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:03pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:51am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:04pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:43pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:39pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:40pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:33am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:19am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:32am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 12:57pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 1:42pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:54pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:51pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:21pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 6:14pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:41am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:58am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:14pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:18am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:44am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:19am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:30am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:30am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:25pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:46pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:07pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:04am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:06am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:05am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 1:44pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 9:19am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 12:12pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 21 Jul @ 8:52pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 9:37am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Jul @ 6:10pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 12 Jul @ 3:36am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:09pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:32pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:55pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:38am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:44am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:00pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:26pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:22pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:01pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:56pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:33am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:45am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:07am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:19am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:22am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 23 Aug @ 8:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 26 Jun @ 11:45am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jun @ 6:38pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:10pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:54pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:21pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:06am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:05am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 2:43am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:37am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 3:48pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:25pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:30am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:04am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:04am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:04am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:05am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 5:40pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:14am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:14am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:35am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:41am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:11am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:33am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:48am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:49am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:36am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:39am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:55pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:56am

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Aug @ 1:37pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:01am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:01am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:01am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:44pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:43am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:47am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:39pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:57am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:39am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:31am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:04am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:05am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:53am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:47pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:01am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:03am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:17am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:29am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:14pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:14am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:40am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:18am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:42am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:44am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:44am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:09pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:11am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:53am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:06am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:47pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:42pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:14pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 2:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:47am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:15pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:22am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:01am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:18pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:10pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:44am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:57am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:07am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:18am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:11pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:35pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:24pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:50am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 3:44am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:57am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:40pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:29am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 2:00am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:17am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Jul @ 8:38am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:07pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:40am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:13am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:35am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:35am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:35am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:40am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:19pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:19pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:37pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:11am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:13am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:53am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:48pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:04am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 10:40am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:52am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:24pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:59am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 4:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:01pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:49pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:53pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:10pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:19pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:24pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:28pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:52am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:32am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:08am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:55pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 7:11pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:22pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:59am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:12am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:28am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:49am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 5:36am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 7:29am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 23 Jun @ 4:41am

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jul @ 5:30pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 1 Jul @ 1:31pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 11:41am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:14pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:39pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 4:54pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:46am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:14am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:42am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:35pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:53am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:49am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:15am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:44am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 1:14pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 2:20pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:26pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 1:45pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul @ 9:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:30am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Jul @ 11:18am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 1:50am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 5:23pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 7:30am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:34pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 7 Jul @ 6:26am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:40pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:39am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 9:50am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:18am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:59am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:52am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:52am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 8:57am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:54pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 10:09am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 6:39pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jul @ 11:23am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:03am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 9:14am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jul @ 12:50pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 8:53am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul @ 6:24pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 12:17pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jul @ 2:08pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Jul @ 10:06am



Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+10

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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked