Recent reviews by Peqsi

Dont play this game


*edit- Still dont play this game

five night at fred

0/10 no jinbe



(EDIT) 10/10 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BUGGY IS IN THE GAME

10/10 would purchase again

very fun game

I was only nine years old. I loved Jetstream Sam so much, I had all the merchandise and Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. I’d pray to Jetstream Sam every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I’ve been given. “Jetstream Sam is love”, I would say, Jetstream Sam is life”. My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Jetstream Sam. I called him a ♥♥♥♥. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I’m crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it’s really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It’s Jetstream Sam. I’m so happy. He whispers in my ear, “Mind if I… Cut in?”. He grabs me with his powerful streamy hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Jetstream Sam. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Jetstream Sam. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Jetstream Sam. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Jetstream Sam looks him straight in the eye, and says, “You deny your weapon its purpose.”. Jetstream Sam leaves through my window. Jetstream Sam is love. Jetstream Sam is life.

Paunch

I have ptsd everytime i hear a balloon pop IRL

god this game sucks

After 100% this game on ps4 I still die to those damn dogs in the road of sacrifices