Останні рецензії користувача ♡PrincessMortem400UwU♡

No one will read my review so I'll just say im gay

Horses in this game have balls
and they shrink or hang depending on the weather
I don't have to say anymore

Good shooter
Terrible rpg
50/50 on this game

Fun parkour/movement
Story is alright
writing can get predictable at times
Ending was ♥♥♥♥
story is quite short
wish there was more missions
most characters aren't memorable
Fighting humans feels like trying to rip your penis off with the other end of a hammer
Fun with friends but i don't have that
Grappling hook is fun to use
Awesome main menu theme song
COFFEES. CHEETOS. CHICKEN

Should totally buy this for dmc 2
(I'm being held hostage by capcom)

Jackpot

I want my money back

Hentai version of overwatch. not worth your time

bum bum

-Removed csgo for this half finished lazy cash grab
-removed 2/3 of the total map pool
-lack of updates/bug fixes
-constant bugs every few weeks which will take valve months to fix (such as wallhacks with the bomb and a console command that puts you in the planting animation. this bug has been in the game for around 4 months now)
-the game hasn't changed since september 2023 (release)
- the hit registration is god awful. often times you'll spray like you did in csgo but somehow every shot after your 10th misses
-the recoil can feel random at times even when you pull down. i noticed this for the ak at longer ranges and the m4a4.
-the match making is a disgrace. you'll get put against people who are 4-6 ranks higher than you for simply playing at the wrong time of day/night. I cant play past 12am because I'll be put against people who are far superior in ranks than me. its not even a skill issue its just straight up unbalanced and not enjoyable. There is probably a hidden mmr as well because I was LEM in csgo but didnt play for 3 years (obviously i have lost that skill now). for some reason I am being put against people who play like LEMS instead of novas.(which is around my skill level now)
-often times you'll get shot when running behind walls (even when there isn't a wall symbol in the killfeed)
- this game also has a massive peekers advantage. often times you'll get killed before you see the person swinging you
-the system requirements will stop players from being able to play entirely if they have a lower end pc. i have a 3070, ryzen 5 5600 and 16gb and even i noticed sudden fps drops in deathmatch for example. often there's bugs that will make smokes and other pieces of utility cause fps drops
-the visuals are horrible. often you will confuse your teammates for enemies because their name tag blends in too well so you'll shoot them and make yourself look like an idiot. often times enemies will blend into the enviroment as well. (for example the T in mirrage can get away with hiding in corners without anyone noticing) (ct's can also hide in corners in nuke because of the blue tint to the map)
-this game is unenjoybale if you want to play casually. unranked has been completely removed and majority of players dont want to play 10v10 casual.
-a good chunk of gamemodes have been removed such as arms race and danger zone.
-The map rank system is just stupid. often you'll be put against 5 stack globals who are trying new maps because they got global in other maps
-the anti cheat is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ joke and valve aren't even paying attention to the problem. people will get banned for using the m_yaw console command and having too high of a sensitivity. if people are getting banned for the commands valve puts into their game then all hopes are lost. but the anti cheat doesn't detect the person bunny hopping across the map while headshotting everyone with the scout. In my opinion valve should just add back the overwatch mechanic because the community has more passion about banning cheaters more than valve themselves
- the movement feels far worse than it did in csgo. its harder to do fancy jumps because this game wants to be more noob friendly.
-idk if this is just me but the physics are more random than before. a lot of the time you'll kill someone with a deagle or a shotgun, but when you try to pick up their gun it will suddenly disappear off of the planet
overall this game should not have been released in the mess that its in.
they should also add back the csgo launch option because not everyone has a nasa computer. majority of people also dont want to play this ♥♥♥♥ as well, no matter how much valve fixes it