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Recommended
0.0 hrs last two weeks / 17.7 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 1 Sep, 2023 @ 8:54am
Updated: 1 Sep, 2023 @ 10:50am

Early Access Review
Graphics
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Great
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

Gameplay
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

Audio
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

Audience
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

PC Requirements
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

Difficulty
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

Grind
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

Story
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

Game Time
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

Price
☑ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

Bugs
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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