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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 5:50am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 12:45pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:27pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 10:23pm

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 8:31pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 8:41am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:30am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2023 @ 1:00am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 8:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 6 Aug, 2019 @ 11:41pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2019 @ 10:28pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2021 @ 7:35pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2019 @ 5:21am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 23 Jul, 2020 @ 7:08am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 5:55am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 11:19pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 6:02am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 28 May, 2019 @ 5:11am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 29 May, 2019 @ 2:01am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2021 @ 10:20pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 26 Jul, 2022 @ 10:05pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 29 Aug, 2019 @ 7:12am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 21 Aug, 2023 @ 10:02am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 2 Aug, 2019 @ 7:19pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 15 Jul, 2021 @ 2:11pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 3:00am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 3 Feb, 2021 @ 4:10am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2020 @ 9:40pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2020 @ 11:09pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2020 @ 2:23am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:25am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 3:59am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?