I don't sleep on my stomach 😔 because if my ass is facing upwards and just looks all fat, round and jiggly 😫 there in the middle of the night, the Devil 😈 might get tempted to either eat it 👹👹 or pound it with his 20 inch ♥♥♥♥ 🍆🍆 so its better to sleep with your ass against the mattress to avoid any supernatural creature 👻👻 that might be lurking around 🥷🏻🥷🏻 like a werewolf, cause being ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by a werewolf isn't only GAY 🤏🤏 it's also FURRY behavior and real men don't partake in FURRY activities like getting a massive anal orgasm from thick knotted werewolf ♥♥♥♥ 🙏🙏

always fun

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Hey.. Kiri..

You’ll never know just how much strength you give me. Even when it feels like the world is pressing down on my shoulders, all I need to do is think of you, your smile, and your warmth to reassure myself that things will be okay. Your existence is a blessing in itself, and it’s what motivates me to work hard and be my best self every single day.

"Hey girl 😏💖 I couldn't help but notice you from across the lobby... your aura radiates like a rare holographic Charizard card 🔥✨. I bet you get this all the time, but are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears 🥺👉👈. Listen, I'm not saying I'm the best decision you'll ever make, but have you ever considered upgrading from these mere mortals to a man who knows all the cheat codes in life? 🎮💻💯 Hit me up if you wanna discuss the deep intricacies of life, like why cereal tastes better at 2 AM or how Shrek is actually a cinematic masterpiece. No pressure tho... but also, totally pressure. 😘💖"

It's me Lone Survivor on his smurf!