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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:18pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 1:25am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:26pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:16pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:04am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:22pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:54pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:18am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:35am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:21pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:44pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:03pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:07pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:16pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:43pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:04pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 9:12am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:06pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 5:00pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:56pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Jan @ 7:41am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:05pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:42pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:00pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:04pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:10pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:24am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 2 Mar @ 7:05am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:03pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:13pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:04am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:07pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:45pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:54pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:16pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:31am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 8:41pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:16pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 7:48am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:42pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:54pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:59pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:35pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 12:16pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 9:25am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 9:07pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:42pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Feb @ 12:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 14 Feb @ 2:57pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 10:16am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:04pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 21 Mar @ 7:57pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:51pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:51pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:09pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 10:00pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 7:25pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 6:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:26pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:04pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:26pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:45pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:56pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:30am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 7:24pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:38pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:30am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 3:20pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:42pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 13 Jan @ 10:18am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:25pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:25pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 8:43pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:57pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Jan @ 7:54pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:02am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:53am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 6:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:17pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 12 Mar @ 5:10am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 13 Mar @ 2:52pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:44am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:17pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:17pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:17pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 2:17pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 30 Jun @ 9:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 3:04pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 Jan @ 8:25am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 12:20pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:55am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:53pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 7:32pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:11am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 2:38pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:35am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:58pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:56pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:12pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:52am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:09pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:43pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:31pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:47pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 1:04am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:11pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:05pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:21pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:54pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:24pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:30pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:30am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:06pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:46pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:22pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:41am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan @ 7:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 8:38am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:59am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:54pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 31 Jan @ 8:54am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 4:52am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:04pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:17pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:58pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:30am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:40pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:57am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Mar @ 5:53pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 9:44am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:45pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 9:55am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 26 Mar @ 3:33pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:10am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:47pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:34pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 8:26pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jan @ 7:41am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 9:36pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 18 Mar @ 8:21pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jan @ 10:01pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 25 Jan @ 11:37am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 9 Feb @ 8:24pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 24 Mar @ 7:35am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 7 Jan @ 12:52am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Jan @ 1:20pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 6:54pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 1:58pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:22pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:47pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 5:10am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:53pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:46pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:23am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:38am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:30am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:44pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:37pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 3:37pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:44pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:57am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:28pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:57am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:49pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:13pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 17 Mar @ 1:29am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:04am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:42am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Mar @ 10:10am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:54pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 27 Mar @ 10:52am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 28 Mar @ 6:27pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 30 Mar @ 5:21pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:44pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:28pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:34pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:51am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:02am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:35am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:22am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 2:44pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:43pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:44am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:57pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:14pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:05am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:51am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:45pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:08pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:58am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 8:19pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 6:49pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:54pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Mar @ 6:40am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:04pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:22pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 4:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:53pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:44am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:59am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:50pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:23pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:03am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:11pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Mar @ 11:00am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:31am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:54am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 1:10pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:39pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:53pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 7:36pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:54pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:28pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:50pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:50am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:06am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:44am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:46am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:34pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:34pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 11 Jan @ 8:54pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 23 Jan @ 12:22pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Feb @ 5:54am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Feb @ 9:50pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 18 Jan @ 11:10am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 5:01pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:05am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:05am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:39am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:22am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:28pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:47pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:28pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:51pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 7:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:05am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:42am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:01pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:58am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:14pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:38pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:57pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:28pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:45pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:44pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:38pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:55pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:43pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:21pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:02pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:13pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:09pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:11pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:23pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:23pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Jun @ 12:29pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 10:30pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 2:30am

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 4 May @ 9:17pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Jan @ 5:03am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 23 Mar @ 7:17am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 1:55pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:09pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:09am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:34pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:34pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:44pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 8:10pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:00pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:27pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:17pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:54pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:56am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:44pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:47am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:57am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:43am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:27am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:22pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:09pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:48pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:00pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:14pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 11:31am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:21pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:21pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:13pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:50pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:30pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:07pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:07pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:11pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:20pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:31pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:42pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 1:59pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:21pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:32pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:01pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:19pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:33pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:29pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Apr @ 7:28pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:54am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:39pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:38pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:38pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:26pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:05pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:54pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:15pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:06am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:34am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:54pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:45pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:49pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:56pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:32pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:34pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:15pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:49pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:49pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:57pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:07pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:07pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:16pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:28pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:34pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:50pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:02pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:42pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 10:18am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 4:31am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:54am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:45am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:48pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:05pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:19pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:53pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 11:14pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:07pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:27pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:03pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:17pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:57pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Mar @ 9:51am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:54pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 20 Mar @ 8:49am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 7:32pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:51pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:47am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 8:34pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:33pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:07pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:20pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:50pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:48pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:29pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:54am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:11pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:25pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:55pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:42am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:10pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 10 May @ 6:23pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 21 Jan @ 9:51am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:45pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:53pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:03pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 5:53pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 18 May @ 7:04pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 22 Jul @ 1:32pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:30pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:04am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:55am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 May @ 1:21pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 6:52pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:19pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:01pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:29pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:43pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:09pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:20pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:32pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:24pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:02pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:16pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:04pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:06am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:29pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:45pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:53pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 May @ 4:54am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:06am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:09pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:13pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:23pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:32pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:25pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:52pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:49pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:17pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:04am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:12pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:12pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:03am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:54pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 23 Apr @ 2:36pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 3:22pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:51pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:54am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:22pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:42am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:05pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:13pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:51pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:18am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 7:39pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 1:37pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 25 May @ 5:58am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:09am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 3:16pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:54pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 7:05am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:47pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:54am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 12:15pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 8:03am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:49pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 10:34pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 May @ 7:54am

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 21 Jun @ 8:49pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:05pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:53pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jan @ 4:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 8 Feb @ 2:11pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:35pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:48pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:47pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 1 Apr @ 8:39pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:54am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:52am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:50am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:10pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:20pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:18am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:03pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 May @ 6:23pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:38am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 4:29pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:20pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:35pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:27pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:52pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:12pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:41pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 10:18pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:29pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:49pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 6:10pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 7:53pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Apr @ 5:03am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Apr @ 9:47pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 May @ 12:55pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Jul @ 7:26pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 6:56am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Apr @ 7:01am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 7:49am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 9 Apr @ 5:06am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:18pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:09pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 2:07pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May @ 12:32pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:42am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:50pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 11 Feb @ 7:30am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 10 Feb @ 9:18pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 6:22pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:59pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 12 Apr @ 1:56pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:51pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:42am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 5:57pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 2:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 5:43pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 7:23pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:55pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:06am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 6:34am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 11 Apr @ 1:54pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 26 Apr @ 1:45pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 9:58am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 6:02pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:01pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 8:24pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:05pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 5 Apr @ 9:53pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 7:06am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 6 Apr @ 10:04am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Apr @ 4:45pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Apr @ 6:12pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Apr @ 8:50am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 14 Apr @ 6:04am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Apr @ 7:55am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Apr @ 3:48pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 17 May @ 6:03am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jun @ 1:45pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Aug @ 7:43pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 May @ 10:32am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 3 Apr @ 12:32pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Apr @ 10:45am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Apr @ 2:03pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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