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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:46am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:14am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:20am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:09am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:43am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:16am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:09am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:15am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:29am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:46am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:35am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:20am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:02am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:08am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:07am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:10am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:22am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:33am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:28am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:07am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:46am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:12am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:14am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:32am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:20am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:29am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:21am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:32am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:28am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:06am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:52am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:29am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:37pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:02am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:21am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:11am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:31am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:50am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:33am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:11am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:51am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:24am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:57am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:33am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:06pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:42am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:37pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 3:10am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:28am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:37pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:47pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:47pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:33am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 6:37pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:33am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:31am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:42am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:00am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:16am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:40am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:06pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:49am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:32am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:07am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:57am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:40am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:00am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:45am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:01am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:08pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:29pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:02am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:16am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:01am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:33am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:33am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:40pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:40pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:28am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:50am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:28am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:37am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:15am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:28am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 4:40pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:22am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:31am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 5:33am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:36pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:16am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:18am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:24am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:44pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:41pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:57pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:57pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:38pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:32pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:54pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:32pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:38am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:40am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:17pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:57pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:04pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:28pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:02am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:03am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:01am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:53am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:27am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:08pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:05am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:17am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:48pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:11pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 2:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 3:33am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:40pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:41pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:53pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:18pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:35pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:40pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:26pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:54pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:06am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:10am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:44am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:20pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:16am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:38am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 6:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:29pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:57pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:16pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:21pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:22pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:10pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:23am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:35pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 6:48pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:10am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:18am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:48pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:57pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:09am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:14am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:11pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:48am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:58pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:06am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:06am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:06am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:41am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:00am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:05am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:03pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:03pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:52am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:08pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 11:16pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:12am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:11pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:06am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:10am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:41am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:56pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 12:42am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:44am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:09am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:07pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 7:11pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:12am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:07pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:10am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:19am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:03pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 1:25am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:08am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:48pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:56am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:20pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:49pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:22pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:30pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:03pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:05pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:09am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:14am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:52am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:09pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:18pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:10pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:20am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:52am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:58pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:09pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:17pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:37pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 2:21am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:08pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:29pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:03am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:13am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 5:28am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:56pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:54pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:26am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:04pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 5:08pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:07am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:30pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:08am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:22am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 1:04am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 8:14pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:16am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:51am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:56pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 11:11pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:10am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:09pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:29am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:04pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:44pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:56pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:07pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:14pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:20pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:55pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:22pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:40am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:55pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:53pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:08am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:21am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:54pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:08pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:38pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 10:02pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 12:45am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:05pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 7:59pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:00pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:09pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:18pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:37pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Feb @ 8:39pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 5 Feb @ 10:36pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 4:16am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Feb @ 8:48pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+13

13 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked