Roses are red, violets are blue,
I need therapy after playing solo queue.
No matter what I do I'm the first to get found.
When I have We'll Make It they run at the speed of sound.
Watch me lose chase in 5 seconds and get camped for days.
Meg is teabagging the killer 10 meters away.

Tulips are pink, lilies are ivory,
when i play killer i get PTSD.
It seems to be raining down pallets during chase.
At the gate they always jiggle their butts in my face.
I see Claudette's face on every bush when I dream at night,
My sleep paralysis demon is a Nea spamming a flashlight.