So trve king

I like it when my 6itсh screams "ГOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOЛ" while I'm impaling her on my ГОЙДАinator 3000, it turns me on so much, and every time we ♥♥♥ we scream "ГOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOЛ!!!!!!!!!!!"

When I was 15, my dad used to intrude on my privacy while I was in the bathroom. He would demand to know why I was quiet, banging on the door if I didn't respond. He insisted I flush immediately after each poop, like he did, to avoid the smell. One day, I caught him spying through a crack in the door while I was using the bathroom, leading to an awkward confrontation. My dad's obsession with bowel movements led him to consume herbs regularly to stay regular, resulting in frequent trips to the toilet and uncomfortable side effects. This bizarre behavior made for a memorable, albeit strange, chapter in my life.

+rep zionist

ZOV

-rep ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥