Yeah, I'm crabby. And you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to Mexico and have sex with a hooker named Los Cangrehos. It turns out, in Spanish, that means the crabs. I paid $700 for the crabs. So the next time you think to yourself "Hey, let's have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs", maybe you'll open up your traveller's dictionary. But hey, now you know.

There's a girl I know on kik who frequently hosts "Loser Battles" where we all compete to send her the most money while we fap. 1st place gets nudes from her, 2nd gets nothing and 3rd place gets blocked. The last loser battle, three losers including myself competed. I sent her $36 and got last place, 2nd place sent $40 and 1st place sent $80!! How am l supposed to compete with that?? Luckily the unblock fee was only $20 so l paid that right away...

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