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Naturally, born as a Jewish person, Jesus Christ was circumsized when he was born. Not so long ago there were a number of " relics " traveling around Europe which claimed to be the foreskin of Christ.
This posed a huge problem for the church as Jesus Christ was supposed to have ascended to heaven, which begs the question - would he really leave a part of his ♥♥♥♥ behind him ? When he ascended to heaven would his foreskin not fly up with him and reattach to his ♥♥♥♥ ?
To solve the problem, the church hired a theologian to determine which of the relics was the legitimate foreskin of Jesus Christ. The findings of his study were that none of them were in fact real and that (this is no word of a lie ) when Jesus ascended to heaven, his foreskin became the rings of Saturn.