Welcome to Ace Attorney Theater. Today's is a courtroom drama of the most peculiar kind: it is a "what if" story that may have happened in another world, not unlike our own. "How peculiar could it be?" you might wonder, and to that, I wouldn't know the answer. But please don't take this too seriously -- just simply relax and enjoy the madcap fun. And now, it's Asinine Attorney time!

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Your life is EVERYTHING! You serve ALL PURPOSE! You should treat yourself NOW! And give yourself, a piece of that oxygen, in the ozone layer, that's covered up so then you can breathe in this blue trapped bubble! 'Cause you know I'm here for it! To worship YOU! Love YOURSELF! I mean that with a hundred percent! With a thousand percent!