• I'm not missing, I'm giving you a chance.
• I'm not stalling, I'm thinking about a move!
• I'm not being stupid, I'm putting my guard down!
• I am not poor - I helped the poor.
• I'm not smearing - I didn't shoot there.
• I'm not giving up - I'm saving my strength for a real battle!
• I do not offend - I help enemies or allies understand who they are.
• I'm not running away-I'm setting up an ambush.
• I don't kill - I solve the problem of overpopulation.
• I'm not quitting - I ran for help.
• I'm not greedy - I'm frugal.
• I'm not making excuses - I'm stating a fact.