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71.8 hrs on record (50.4 hrs at review time)
This game is really realistic, because its just like going outside. I never go outside so it must be true.
Posted 11 July, 2022.
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35.7 hrs on record (26.8 hrs at review time)
Honest review of postal redux:

As much as i love the postal series i just cant help be mad over the small glitches and such in postal 1 and redux. Ive been playing this game for a while, i have done a lot of coop with me and my friends, completed the game on nightmare, and no none hostile kill run. so its fair to say that i know what am talking about.

THE PROS:

1: really beautiful art for loading screens and levels.
2: amazing sound design for weapons, ambience etc
3: fast and a lot of action.
4: decent voice acting, best one in my opinion is the postal dude's voice actor r i c k h u n t e r
5: dosent take itself too srsly and has some funny jokes if you look hard enough.
6: good price

THE CONS:

1: really short game
2: you can be shot through walls sometimes. (most common with explosives and fire) but some walls bullets go straight through for you and the enemies.
3: Not very replayable
4: glitches.
5: i might be nick picking with this one but sometimes the audio just like to make a weird thumb sound when your shooting (dosent happen that much but im surprised it hasent been fixed yet)
6: weird balancing for higher difficulties
7: The atmosphere fits really well and can be funny at times. for example: you will be gunning down civilians while innocent free copyright music is in the background.

EXTRA COMPLAINTS:

On nightmare when a level starts there are a set of enemies who go after you instantly but they approuch from a distance to give you a chance. the problem is some spawns allready have a lot of enemies at them so if u move or shoot thoose will begin going after you aswell. creating a lot of chaos at the spawn area where the player isent prepared. The junkyard is the best example of this. The enemies come below you meaning u cant see them. not only can you only go one direction to get down. there are 3 grenaders ready to stun lock you while the others below that you cant see shoot you to bits. Nightmare difficulty is basicly trial and error simulator, so dont be surprised if nightmare difficulty will kick your ass.

On the carnival level on nightmare difficulty there are a few green clowns scattered around the map. But theese arnt your ordinary clowns, no no no they have rocket launcher and shoot the same firerate as you meaning you can get stun locked for more easily. ANNND they run extreamtly fast somehow. AND IF THAT COULDENT GET ANY WORDE THEY CANT DIE FROM BULLETS ONLY EXPLOSIVES AND FIRE. MEANING YOU HAVE TO WAIST YOUR RARE AMMO TYPES ON THEESE GUYS, HOW DID THIS GO THROUGH THE TESTING PHASE. It dosent help that the resort level also has 2 green clowns near the pool (reminder its only on nightmare)

Oh yeah you can still be stun locked by explosives in this game. Now you might be thinking: But you can stay crouching and then come up again when the explosive guy is on delay befor he can do it again!. which fair enough you can do that. BUT turrets have a higher firerate than normal rocket guys meaning getting stun locked is still possible. and if your up against a wall its even worse because it will hit you every time because of the blast radius. Escaping the green clowns is pretty much impossible. If there are more than one rocket guy it get even worse.

Other than that there isent much to complain about. If you have anger issues about small mistakes in games u might not like this one. But if u enjoy fast action like hotline miami you will def like this. And please if RWS is seeing this please add modding support it will add a lot more replay value and maybe bring in more players.

Ill give this game a 6/10 its a above average game but its very short, some glitches here and there and overall bullsh##ery balance for higher difficulties.





Still better than postal 3
Posted 7 May, 2022. Last edited 14 June, 2022.
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8.6 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
when i first played i thought this was some outdated game that would be pretty bad but until i found out i could kill naked men. 10/10 masterpiece
Posted 1 May, 2022.
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13.9 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
at least i can make an excuse that am inmproving while missing every shot 10/10 would recomend
Posted 22 March, 2022.
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14.6 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
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Great! i can now aim horribly but make an excuse that i am training to get better! 10/10 would recomend
Posted 23 December, 2021.
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1,142.7 hrs on record (20.0 hrs at review time)
great now i can miss all my shots but with a white dot in the middle of my screen! 10/10 would recomend
Posted 1 December, 2021.
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2 people found this review helpful
74.2 hrs on record (30.1 hrs at review time)
when the
Posted 21 July, 2021.
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25.0 hrs on record (23.3 hrs at review time)
Gorden freeman at time to
Posted 13 July, 2021.
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562.4 hrs on record (331.1 hrs at review time)
was fun untill i used hacks
Posted 6 July, 2021.
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109.4 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
most fun ive had with friends
Posted 1 July, 2021.
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