This user is brought to you by Rapid Entropic Solutions™️, courtesy of Damage Incorporated.

Patch 0.1.1:
● No longer explodes on contact
● Rate of exponential chaos growth has been reduced by 40%
● Added bonus: 50 Sv/hr while within speaking distance

Known Issues:
● Schizophrenic
● Not to be taken seriously, any harm sustained for believing otherwise is not the company's fault

No refunds! If you have a complaint about this user, we cannot help you.

Godspeed.

𝘙.𝘌.𝘚. 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮𝘴 𝘯𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘢𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴-- 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭, 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘵𝘺 𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘦-- 𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳. 𝘠𝘰𝘶 𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵. 𝘙𝘦𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵.