When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get MAD! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life *rue* the day it thought it could give *Cave Johnson* lemons--*do you know who I am?!* I'm the man who's gonna *burn* your house down! With the lemons! I'm going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!