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35.6 hrs on record (33.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I thoroughly enjoy laughing at the deaths of my friends that may or may not have been my fault, or just their unhinged misfortune. I have never laughed so hard in my life, nor in any game I have ever played and honestly this has been a true blessing, only wish to play it more just so I can make my friends despise me.

You can't even be mad at bugs in the game (apart from the lootbug - yippee) because its just bloody hilarious, like yes make my friend clip through the floor so I can bully them for it until they either cry from me or the game.

100/10
Posted 21 April.
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1 person found this review helpful
139.6 hrs on record (111.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I love this game so much, the same love I had for Slime Rancher 1 has transferred into the second game and it's even better!

As a sufferer with anxiety this has been one of my go-to comfort games for when I'm feeling really low or just want to relax. The gameplay is so calming, the soundtrack is absolutely amazing and the variation of what you can do in your farm seems to only be building up in choices given the game is still in its early stages!!!

I have literally nothing negative to say. You could invade my farm with Tar slimes and ruin everything through a glitch and I'll still praise this game till the day I die. It holds a very special place in my heart and my appreciation goes out to the developers who work so hard to get out new updates and improve the game for us consumers!!

<3
Posted 21 April.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
What a shame it is to see such a good game in its older years turn to complete, utter, corrupt gobsmack by the time Overwatch 2 released.

I mean seriously, what was the point in completely marketing this game to the bone. First of all, I had bought the game for what, £30-40 during OW1 days? Now you're telling me it's free? Only to have a free game that has removed free lootboxes, added a battlepass, now you have to buy skins, oh and there's bundles too, oh and banners, oh and basically I might as well also make you pay for playing this game too! Wouldn't be surprised if this was no longer a free game again.

Don't get me wrong, I still have moments where I guess I can enjoy playing the game, but everything to me has just been ruined. The maps, the gameplay mechanics, random new characters, the RANKING system??? What was wrong with the ranking system?? Why have you made it so .. bad??

I have little to say positively about Overwatch 2. If this was still Overwatch 1, the near 1k hours I have spent would have been me boasting about how much I love the game and the memories of growing up with this have not been in regret, but alas, I digress,

You have ruined the game blizzard!

Good job!! Kudos!!!
Posted 21 April.
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274.2 hrs on record (43.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 8 April.
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34.1 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
the automatons are making democracy not worth it
Posted 20 February.
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1 person found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
7.1 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
listen im not weird or anything but









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Posted 29 January.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
287.7 hrs on record (170.1 hrs at review time)
i love this game, but ♥♥♥♥ this game.

ill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ disappear from this game to get milk then come back only to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ addicted then go back for more ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ milk.

♥♥♥♥ you i love you but ♥♥♥♥ you

recommended for masochists and people that genuinely want to die
Posted 12 March, 2022. Last edited 12 March, 2022.
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3 people found this review funny
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21.0 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
This game makes me want to rip my eyelashes out one by one and pluck my nose hairs out one by one too. It makes me want to go and eat my cat because it gave me a look at the amount of ear-raping screaming I have been doing at my screen because for some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason each time I try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ block an attack my mouse and my hand decides not to register such a simple task and I block absolutely zilch because i am absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and have nothing else better to do than make myself even more miserable like the itty bitty masochist that i am. this is literally verging on being worse than my abusive ex's because this game makes me want to lick it and then ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ eat it at the same time oh my god im going to rip my intestines out


pretty game tho, keep coming back to play it BECAUSE I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HATE MYSELF
Posted 12 March, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
This game is absolutely beautiful. The scenery is just breathtaking and really helps with my anxiety as this game itself is one of my stress relievers. It's so tranquil and so simple, with unique foraging and places to explore and plenty of opportunities to walk around and enjoy the views this game has to offer.

Excited to see new content being added! (Hopefully) Like new pets, new items, maybe even customization for your cabin or more extensions? Farm animals?
Posted 27 December, 2021.
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65.5 hrs on record (60.7 hrs at review time)
Ultimate comfort game.
Posted 9 September, 2021.
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