I could be the one, his new addiction...
I could be his penpal when he is in prison
Sure he is a killer but he's such a fitty
I'll overlook his crime because he is so pretty

Judge don't find him guilty please....
Till he shoots a load in me
Murder in the first degree....
But he did for YOU!
He did it for ME!

L-U-I-G-I Mangione, you could eat my pizza dough
Give me all your pepperoni
Luigi I am HOT TO BLOW
Sure he shot a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's so sexy I cant cope
I need Italian sausage in my hole!

Something really strange about the way I'm feeling...
I try not to care but my ♥♥♥♥♥ is squealing! (AHHH)
We can use a condom so you don't catch aids
Cuz then United Healthcare will deny your claim!

Judge don't find him guilty please...
Until he shoots a load in me
Murder in the first degree
He did it for you !
He did it for me!

L-U-I-G-I Mangione, eat you up like a Calzone
Your foreskin tastes like Provolone
Even if you are psycho!
Sure he shot a CEO
But I love Luigi Mangione
He's America's new hero
♥♥♥♥ DENY. DEFEND. DEPOSE.
Whats it take to get your cell number?
How to get you out on parole?
What about conjugal visits?
I'm Hot to Blowwwwwwwwwww www. .

Oh, some you jealous ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ don't think i know Luigi! (HAH)
I'm the reason the man had such bad back issues
Now personally, I'm nonviolent
So I'm not glad Luigi shot a Healthcare Executive because his company sucked so hard
I mean if we shot down everyone who sucked at their job
Rupaul and Michelle Visage would never make it back to the set of drag race

But Luigi, you're a brave Italian Stallion
Whose actions ignited a national dialogue
About the USA's crappy healthcare system
And I wanted to thank you
Um no, I mean I REALLY wanna thank you

LUIGI I AM HOT TO BLOW!