+Rep very funny pfp.

the chump champ
is now playing
Victoria 3

He-he-here we go! So they're finally here, performing for you If you know the words, you can join in too Put your hands together, if you want to clap As we take you through this monkey rap! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well He's finally back to kick some tail His coconut gun can fire in spurts If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! He's bigger, faster, and stronger too He's the first member of the DK crew! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here! Huh! DK Donkey Kong! Huh! Finally, he's here for you It's the last member of the DK crew! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy Can pick up a boulder with relative ease Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze He may move slow, he can't jump high But this Kong's one hell of a guy! Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells Aww yeah!

i finally got around to translating that
i was not disappointed

vous pensiez que c'était une traduction mais c'était moi, Dio