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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:42am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:35am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 1:22pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:43am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:27am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:59pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:11am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:50am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:30am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:29am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:50pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 4:27am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:43am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:06pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:41am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:43am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:11am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:22am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:50am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 3:35am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:12pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:10am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:53pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 2:28am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 6:03am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 6:02am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:33am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:51am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2022 @ 10:46am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2022 @ 4:26am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 5:00am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 11:11am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2022 @ 2:34am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 3:36am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:45am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:11am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 5 May, 2022 @ 12:56pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:22am

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 8:51am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2022 @ 5:01am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 6:57am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:30pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:21am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:35am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:21am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 11:16am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:23am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:10am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:31am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:44am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 19 Nov, 2022 @ 2:00am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:33am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 2:34am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 9:27am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 7:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 3:28am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 6:48am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:44am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2022 @ 7:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Aug, 2022 @ 11:25am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:08am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2022 @ 11:08am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:24am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 5 Mar, 2022 @ 3:04am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:32am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:35am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:09pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 10:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:33am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 9:25am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:51am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2022 @ 7:02am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 7:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2022 @ 12:08pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2022 @ 9:53am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:18am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:14am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:29am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:51am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:29am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:17am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2022 @ 11:53am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 11:45am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 3:21am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 11:34am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 1:27pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:45am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:02pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2022 @ 1:47am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2022 @ 11:18am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 12:39pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 1:38pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 1:01pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2022 @ 1:01pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2022 @ 9:43am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 8:13am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:25am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2022 @ 1:07pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 12:24pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:35am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2022 @ 10:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2022 @ 1:36pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 11:22am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2022 @ 4:45am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:49am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:07am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:00am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 28 Sep, 2021 @ 10:50am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 9:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 2:06am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 10:59am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 Jun, 2022 @ 11:29pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:13am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 8:42am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:02am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:58am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 6:28am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:41am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:37am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:03am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 3 Oct, 2021 @ 9:59am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 3:20am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2022 @ 2:08am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 2:00am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:30pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:44am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:59am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 2:24pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:01am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:20am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:55pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:54pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 7:48am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:34pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 4:00am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:17am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 3:48am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 27 Oct, 2022 @ 2:38am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2022 @ 12:10pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 1:28pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 12:57pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2022 @ 2:53pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2022 @ 2:13am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2022 @ 3:16am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:22am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:21am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:18am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 3:57am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 19 Jun, 2022 @ 11:15am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:29pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 10:25am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 9:12am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:57pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:00pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:15pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:32am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 10:19am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:15pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 1:11am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2022 @ 8:45am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2022 @ 9:13am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 1:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2022 @ 3:50am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:37am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 1:03pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:51am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:58pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:09am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Dec, 2022 @ 2:34am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 1:24pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:51am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:31am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2023 @ 12:43pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 2:13am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2022 @ 6:57am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 9:57am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:49am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 9:27am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2022 @ 1:06am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:11pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:07pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:34am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 5:19am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:28am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:39am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 2:44pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2022 @ 3:56am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Dec, 2022 @ 7:58am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2023 @ 10:48am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2023 @ 9:34am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:13am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2022 @ 5:28am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2022 @ 10:58pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 10:02am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:10pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Dec, 2022 @ 11:26am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:53am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 11:28am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:01am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:08pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:24am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:52pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:02pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 9 Jul @ 4:02pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 11 Jul @ 4:34am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2022 @ 7:09am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2022 @ 5:34am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2022 @ 4:14am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Dec, 2022 @ 3:49am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 1:56pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 7:38am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2022 @ 1:09pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:37am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:14am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:55am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Dec, 2022 @ 4:15am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2022 @ 11:54am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 9 Dec, 2022 @ 9:36am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 11:53am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:50am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 8:52am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 6:19am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Dec, 2022 @ 2:12pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 3:44am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:55am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:03am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:29am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:02am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 3:27am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 May, 2023 @ 5:01am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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