CthulhuTheGreatOldOne
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Give me Soup 12 May, 2024 @ 1:31pm 
I fell in love with him when i first saw his gigantic willy at the gas station.
I lured him into my van with a hand full of candys, a few moments later i had put one of my old potato sacks over his head.
While he was unconscious it was easy for me to tie him up in his new home.
Since that day he is living in my basement and all his embarrassing attempts to escape have failed.
LazySoviet 25 Jan, 2024 @ 9:05am 
i think i just found out what my friend masturbates to, and im quite scared. what do i do?

so my friend, valentin here, asked me to do something with his phone in the settings. i quickly fixed it but i was curious about something so i was going to google it.

anyway as soon as i open google, i get met with a naked anime girl with her head cut off. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ great. i lost interest in googling what i wanted to pretty quick after that.

so what do i do now? do i confront him about this? i dont even know if i can do that because of how uncomfortable i am now. i just dont know what to do now. i still love my friend, but i dont think ill ever be able to see him the same ever again.

i feel like this is all my fault. i wish this was a joke post but its not sadly

edit: ok i asked him about it, he laughed and said one of his friends sent it to him. i dont really know why they would do that, but hey, at least hes not masturbating to it?
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nofka_ 15 Mar, 2023 @ 6:34am 
I love you till I die schmusiヾ( ;×o×)〃<3
Sensei Lin 10 Mar, 2023 @ 7:54pm 
ganz netter typ, ist aber schwul