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im glad my peen is small cuz all the STDs be in the back of the pusc

babe u don’t understand ok listen to me bc it sounds crazy i know i didnt even believe it but ok i accidentally followed her and i didnt want to unfollow because idk u know i’m a really nice guy so i felt like that would be rude so i said ok i wont talk to her tho. then she said she was going thru a hard time so i said im there for u bc u know i’m a nice guy remember babe how im always there for people? i was randomly viewing stories and idk i didnt even notice it was hers but my phone glitched out idk how it just started sending hearts and then it swiped up and this is the craziest part it subscribed me to her onlyfans idk how it did that it mustve been hacked or something idk how my card and account was made but i was like wtf this is her onlyfans she said it was a spicy site i thought maybe she made hot sauces u know u like hot sauces i was gonna buy one for ur birthday babe i promise

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