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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:00am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:35am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:06am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:23am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:28am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 3:10am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:10am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 4:38am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:54am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:50am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:55am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:07am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:54am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:23am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:21am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:34am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:27pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:21am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:31am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:27am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:16am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 5:01am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:47am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:25am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 5:54am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:06am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 10:49am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:47am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:30am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:13am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Apr, 2023 @ 9:38am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:54am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:39am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:08am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:02pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:06am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:46am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:29pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:52am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 11:00am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 11:27am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:57am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:11pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:01am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:32am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 5:47am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:31am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:40am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:17am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 2:39am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:40am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:08am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:20am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:13pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Jan, 2023 @ 3:39am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:08pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 10:09am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 1:20am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2023 @ 6:18am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:39pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:07am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 27 Jan, 2023 @ 3:03am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 11:59am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:54pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:03pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 2:25am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:55am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 1:29am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:35am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:35am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:51am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:03am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 12 Feb, 2023 @ 3:34am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 1:51am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:28am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:14am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:15am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 3:30am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 4:55am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:01am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:47am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:55am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 12:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2023 @ 4:10am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:36am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 21 Feb, 2023 @ 3:47am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 9:56am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 2:38am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:58am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 2:16am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 10:13am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 10:32am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 11:24am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:13am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:22am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:37am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:24am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:58am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Aug, 2023 @ 1:05am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:12pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:35pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 12:22pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:43am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 7:25am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:33am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:52am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 11:29am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:43am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:39am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:51am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:35pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:11am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 8:56am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Mar, 2023 @ 9:42am

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:02am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:32am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:06am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:55am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:34pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 11:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2023 @ 3:11am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:32am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:21am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 8:33am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 25 May, 2023 @ 9:16am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:05am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:02am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:49am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2023 @ 12:33pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2023 @ 1:09pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2023 @ 8:53am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 9 Aug, 2023 @ 11:45pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 6 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:38am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 12:21pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 9:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:38am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:50am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:49am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:43am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:32am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:14pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:45pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:35am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:44am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:34am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:01am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 Feb, 2024 @ 7:56am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2024 @ 3:58am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:31pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Jan @ 2:09pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2024 @ 10:17am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 8:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 29 Jan, 2023 @ 10:59am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:10am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 2:00am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:11am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2023 @ 1:31pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:40am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:12pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:13am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Mar, 2023 @ 9:50am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 7:47am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:54am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:34am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:35am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:33am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Aug, 2023 @ 1:38am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:29pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 4:01am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:52am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:50am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:29am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:33pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:35am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:31am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:08pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:10pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:16am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2023 @ 10:43am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:39pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 9:00am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 4:00am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:57am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:21pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:00pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:42pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Feb, 2023 @ 2:09am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:18pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2023 @ 10:36am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:31pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:28pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:32pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:52pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:40am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 8:39am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 1:12pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:06am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 10 Feb, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:52pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 9:09am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:36am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2023 @ 12:10pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:41pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2023 @ 8:40am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2023 @ 11:06am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:44am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:13pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:13am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:49am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:41am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Mar, 2023 @ 4:39am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 6:51am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:29pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:46am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:33am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2023 @ 11:50am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:07am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 6:40am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:53am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:21pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:14am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:05am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:04am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2024 @ 12:23pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2023 @ 7:14am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:41am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:16am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2023 @ 2:48am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:28am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 1:43am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2024 @ 8:54am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:45pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2023 @ 8:33am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 11:36am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2023 @ 2:05pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:22pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:13am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:14am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2024 @ 8:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 7:16am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:33am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2024 @ 8:48am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:55am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 May, 2024 @ 12:31pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:31am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:27pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:03am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 18 Jul, 2023 @ 2:45am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 10:59am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2024 @ 3:37am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:19am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:33am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:17am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 2:43am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2023 @ 1:51pm

All-natural cane sugar

Harvest a golden sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:37am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2023 @ 9:35am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:13pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:39am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 11:42am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:06am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:48am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:16am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:56am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2023 @ 12:43pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 2:03am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:31am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:17am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2024 @ 2:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2024 @ 4:18am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2022 @ 10:53am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:22am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 8:11am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jan, 2024 @ 1:55am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:11pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 1:48pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:38am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:45am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:59am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:22pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2023 @ 3:55am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2023 @ 7:05am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:11am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 2 Feb @ 2:42pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 6:29am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2023 @ 2:34pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:46am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2023 @ 8:05am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 7:30am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 12:25pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 20 Dec, 2023 @ 11:09am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 11:12am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:48pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2024 @ 8:21am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Feb @ 12:32pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 23 May, 2023 @ 12:03pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:54am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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