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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:04am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:46pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 3:32pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:30pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:36pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:55am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:34am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:39am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:28am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:27am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:57am

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:26am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:43am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:02am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:19am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:12am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:50am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:28am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:02pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:52am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 3:35am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:46am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:25am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 11:34am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:39pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:50am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:27am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 6:31am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:09am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:46am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 3:37am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:14am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:05am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:07am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:04am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:45am

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:07pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 3:36pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:50am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 2:42am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 11:31pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 5:24pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:33am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:45am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:34am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:36pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 7:10am

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:09am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:15am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 5:23am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:34am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:21pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 8:03am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 2:13am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:49am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 4:11am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:16pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:38pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:55am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:11am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 4:28pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 8:20am

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:04am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:33am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:51pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:47am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:01am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:31am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:06am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:35pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 7:57am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:54pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:49pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:08am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 9:53am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:27am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:44pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:56pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:24am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:59am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59am

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 10:42am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:01am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:47am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:21pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:53am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:55pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:48pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:19am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:30am

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:20am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:52pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:15pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2022 @ 5:10am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 9:20am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 9:41am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 1:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:50pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:05am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:56pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:04am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:01pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 1:09am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:49am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:46am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:11am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:23am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:57am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 11:37pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:52am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:18am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:08am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:00pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:50am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:24pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:06am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:46pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:50pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:27am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:58am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2024 @ 12:18pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:50am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:55am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:17am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:10am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:29am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:50am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 10:15pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:38am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 2:48pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:09pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:37am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:28am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 4:59am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:38am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:18am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:44am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:45pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:23am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:09pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:01am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:35pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:37am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:42am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 12:32am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:50am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:42pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:49pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:35am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 1:05pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:25pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:41am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:57am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:39am

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 6:07am

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Jun, 2024 @ 4:36am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:39pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:22am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:29am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:53pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:37am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:30pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:04am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 4:50pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 5:58am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:48am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:37pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:51pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:20am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:29am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:27am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:32pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:49pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:47am

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 8:14am

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:10pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:26am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:15am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:35am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 4:53am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:12am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:28am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 11:27am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:40pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 7:06am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2023 @ 1:47pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:03am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:47am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:43am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:06am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 3:10am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 10:12am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:08am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:47am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:47pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 10:28am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:05am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:00am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:43am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2023 @ 11:30am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:28pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:04am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 5:02am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 7:38am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:15am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 3:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 5:11am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 6:35am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:16am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 2 May, 2024 @ 11:40am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:30am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 1:45pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 12:44am



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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