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🕺 [ Calvin and Hobbes Quotes ] 🚕
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Hobbes: What would you call the creation of the universe?
Calvin: The Horrendous Space Kablooie!
What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe with lassie? A melon-collie
baby! Get it?? HA HA HA OH OH HA HA! -- Calvin
Why do we drink cow's milk? Who was the first guy who first looked at a cow
and said "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze
'em!"? -- Calvin
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