Greek salad

Chop:
2 tomatoes
1 cucumber
1 onion
Some parsley

Add:
1 teaspoon of salt
Half a teaspoon of oregano
Half a teaspoon of dried basil
A tiny pinch of black pepper
4 tablespoons of virgin olive oil
1 tablespoon of red vinegar
Feta cheese


Tzatziki

1 kilo of Greek yogurt
Grate one cucumber and put it in a towel. Squeeze it until most of its water is out.
Grate 3-4 garlic cloves
Add:
4 tablespoons of virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons of red vinegar
1 tablespoon of salt

Mix the ingredients really well and let it sit in the fridge for 24 hours.


Grilled bread

Slice white bread
Spray some virgin olive oil (both sides)
Sprinkle some salt, black pepper and oregano
Grill both sides until golden brown

Serve all three recipes with cold beer (ideally at 4 celsius)

Congratulations. Now everybody loves you.