I remember when ⏰ I was your 👉 age, life 💓 was sweet 🍯🍯🍯. I used to be a cocky little punk just like 😄😄 you, making some moolah on 🔛 the side with the usual hustle - breaking into vending machines and stealing Gatorade to sell to primary school 🎓🎓🎓 children 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👦, raiding croqueting clubs ♣️♣️♣️ with my droogs.
However you're 👉 a man 👦👦👦 now, you're 👉 older. A few years ago if I saw you in the street I'd give you that INTJ stare 👁👁👁, a steely gaze coupled with a sardornic grin 😀😀, just to let you know 🤔 where 🤷 you stand in the pecking order 📑📑.
Now you're 👉 a man 👦👦👦, I'm a man 👦👦. If I see 👁👁👁 you in the street it would definitely be atleast three 3️⃣ seconds before you see 👁 me. I'm always 🕔 one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣ step ahead of you bud, and your 👉 little antics don't rile me, they're just a source of amusement.
However, that feeling of amusement crosses into a calculated rage 😡😡😡 when ⏰ I see 👁👁👁 the way ↕️↕️↕️ you disrespect women 👵👵👵 on 🔛🔛🔛 this ⬆ page. You have 🈶 a mother 👪 right 👉👉? A sister? Women 👵👵👵 are the backbone of this ⬆ society, and to see 👁👁👁 you disrespect them makes me feel like 😄😄 Liam Neeson in Taken (a fictional character, however if anyone were to represent him in reality, that man 👦👦 would be me).
Just like 😄 our friend 🐶🐶 Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷🇲🇷 Neeson, I have 🈶🈶 skills.
I'm giving you two ✌✌ options bud.
Option number one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣:
You leave women 👵 alone. Simple as that. You don't get 🉐🉐🉐 hurt 🤕. You leave this ⬆ group 👥👥👥, and with that you leave your 👉 mysoginist bullcrap that has been oppressing women 👵👵👵 for centuries. Nobody gets hurt 🤕🤕🤕, and we don't have 🈶 to waste taxpayers money 🤑🤑🤑 on 🔛🔛🔛 an ambulance 🚑 to the nearest infirmary.
Option number two ✌✌✌:
You carry on 🔛🔛. I must admit I let out 🏎🏍 a little chuckle upon writing 🖊🖊 that.
Your 👉 naivety, whilst containing a flame 🔥🔥🔥 of nihilism in it that captivates me, will be the death 💀💀💀 of you. My friend 🐶🐶🐶 Mr 🇲🇷🇲🇷 Butterfly 👐 Knife 🔪🔪 may have 🈶🈶 to make an appearance to one 1️⃣1️⃣ of your 👉 five 5️⃣5️⃣ major organs. You may resist, you MAY even think 🤔🤔🤔 you have 🈶🈶 the guts to challenge me. Deep down ⬇⬇ I am a pacifist, hence why 🤔 I strongly advise you to take option number one 1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣, for your 👉 own safety yet also the moral code 💻 of the human 👤👤👤 race 🏃‍♀️.
Anyway, think 🤔 about it bud. I'm about to play 🎽🎽🎽 American 🗽🗽 Football ⚽, yet whilst smashing through the bodies of others to get 🉐 that sweet 🍯🍯🍯 ball to the other side, your 👉 face 😀😀😀 will always 🕔 be in my mind 🤯🤯.
I await your 👉 response eagerly.

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