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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:44am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:24am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:41am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 10:54am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:18pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:46pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:11am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:07pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:40am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:58pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:36am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:50pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:39pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:18am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:21am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:29am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:38am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:55am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:55am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 10:54am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 6:46pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:14pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 1:17am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:20pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:20pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:20pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:05pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:21am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:47am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:37am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:55am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:17am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:18am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:46am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:51am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 5:48am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 11:53pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:18am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:51am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:07am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:23am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:21am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:22am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:44am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:58am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:02am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:32am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:57am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:54pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:43am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:34am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:21am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:55pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:33am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:36pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 6:46pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:08pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:02pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:40am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:37am

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:55am

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:55am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:55am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:25am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:10am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:58am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:29pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:41am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:43am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:17am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 8:58am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:51pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:29pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:42am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 5 Oct @ 7:10pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:52pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:05am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 4:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 11:53pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:11am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:40am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:32am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:38am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 2:38pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:02pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:07pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:08pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:28am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 2:23pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:26pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:26pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:23am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:11pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:20am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:12am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:08pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:09am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:39am

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:52am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:51pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:43pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:24am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 5:48am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:09pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:31pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:57pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:37am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:00am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:42pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 8:29pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:31am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:53pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 9:46pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:58am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:30pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:54am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:26pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:30pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:20am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:29am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:59am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 3:01pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:46am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:56am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:58pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 2:38am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:09pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:34am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 1:40am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:46pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:39am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:43pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:03pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:36am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:51pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:41am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:22am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:32pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:58pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:55am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:55am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:00am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:19am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:57am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:06am

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:16pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:08pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:59am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 11:42am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:21am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:49pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:11pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 6:33am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct @ 7:54pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 6:09am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 11:36pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:00am

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:41am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:18am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:39pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:56am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:01am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:52pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:05pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:27pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:48am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:39am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:05am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:03am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:05am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:04am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:09am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:20am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:20am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:24am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 3:20pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:52pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:34pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:07am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:25pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:09pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:40am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:08am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:43pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:03pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:33am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:57pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:48am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:47am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:29am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:36am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:48am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:25am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:12pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:49am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:23am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:52am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:22am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:08pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct @ 7:43pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 3:51am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 10:32pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:03pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 2:36pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:26pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:56pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:08pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:19am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:46am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:55pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:14pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:07pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:39am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:44am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:50am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:00am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:00am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:34pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:47pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 11:00am

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:18am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:41am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:23am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:47am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:55am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 9:54am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 7:48am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 3:18am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:06pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 27 Oct @ 10:06pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:39pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 6:30am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:06am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:17am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:29am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:38am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:08am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:34am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 8:34am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 1:13pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:36am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:24am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:39am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:55am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:20am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:35am

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:17am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:40am

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:36am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:19am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:37pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:42pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:49pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:01pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 7 Oct @ 9:02am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 3:18am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 8:08pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 12:36am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:01pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:18am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:29am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:28am

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:36am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:39am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:19pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 5:58am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:18am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:29am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:12am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:21am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:27am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:30am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:39am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:55am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:44pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:47am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:21am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:44pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:59pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:22pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:26pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:15am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:24am

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:31am

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:37pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:42pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:48pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:59pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:21pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 1:50pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 9:06pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:34pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:11pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:11pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:20pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:20pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:09pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:11am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:00am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:49am

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:46pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:29pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:42pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:13pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 6:55am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:45am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:06pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:45am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:25am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:34am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:44pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:15pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:13am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:58am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:20pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:35am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 11 Oct @ 11:03pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:32pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:37am

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 8:04pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:18am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:34am

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:29pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:10pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:22am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 8:42am

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:21pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:49pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:22pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:10pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:30am

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 10:31am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:12am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 18 Oct @ 11:16am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 6:32am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 8 Oct @ 12:05am

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 10:18pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:39pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 7:38pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:27pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 12:35am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:11am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:09am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 6:28pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 2:51pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:22pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:39pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:43pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:51pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:07pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:25pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:43pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:14pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:17pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:30pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:30am

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:32am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:27am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:29pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:52pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:57pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:03pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:29pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:15pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:24pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:30am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:42pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:46pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:11am

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 5:45am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 12 Oct @ 7:37pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:59am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:23am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:51am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:40pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:46pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:25pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:24pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 6:42pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:27am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:29am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:34pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:37pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:24am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:35am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:50am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:10pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:17am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 1:05am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:20am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:33am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:17am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 9:05pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 4 Oct @ 5:44am

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 5:05am

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:55pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 2:38am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 11:51pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:23am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 5:36am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:26am

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:34am

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:44pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:02pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:10pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:38am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:58am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:33am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:52pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:52pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:07pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:28pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:43pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:15pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:24pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 9:39pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:28am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 10:31am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:32pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 12:32am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 1:43pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Dec @ 9:59pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 5 Dec @ 2:05am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:13am

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 2:23pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 6:30am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:35am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:22pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:25pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:29pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Dec @ 5:09am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:12am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 5:29pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 12:42am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:30am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 25 Oct @ 1:16pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:37am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:32am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:55am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:34am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:54am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:31am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:41pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:55pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:40pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:09pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 10:09am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 22 Oct @ 11:11am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 8 Dec @ 2:00am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:35am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 1:42pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:55pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 2:22pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 3:52pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 7:16pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:17pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 Oct @ 2:24pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:28am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Oct @ 11:30am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Oct @ 10:31am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 9:57am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 24 Oct @ 1:43pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:27am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 3 Dec @ 6:25pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 11 Dec @ 7:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 13 Oct @ 10:59am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Oct @ 6:32am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 7:06pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
+9

9 hidden achievements remaining

Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked