Ryusei
United States
 
 
Masquerading as a man with a reason.
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Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer’s thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I’m going to be alright and that there’s nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life to a dark, earth-shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500-decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under.
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Civi 21. aug. kl. 21:18 
very cute boy with very cute voice, 10/10
the shitter 13. apr. kl. 20:10 
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines. And brother? I hurt people.
The_Phunniegirl 31. mar. kl. 7:27 
Topped this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ no effort, very nice.
TaktischesGenie 21. apr. 2023 kl. 17:21 
I believe, I believe what the old man said
Though I know that there's no lord above
I believe in me, I believe in you
And you know I believe in love
I believe in truth though I lie a lot
I feel the pain from the push and shove
No matter what you put me through
I'll still believe in love
And I say
Cherie baby, spliff up
I wanna kick back mama
And watch the World Cup with ya baby
Yeah, that's right!
We're getting freaky tonight
Stay with me tonight
Let's have some fun while Tony's stateside
It's gonna be alright
It's gonna be alright
See Tony dancing with Dubya
Don't you wanna know why?
TaktischesGenie 21. apr. 2023 kl. 17:21 
So, Cherie my dear
Could you leave the way clear for sex tonight?
Tell him
"Tony Tony Tony, I know that you are horny, but there's
Somethin' bout that Bush ain't right"
Nine nine nine gettin' jiggy
People did you see that fire in the city?
It's like we're fresh out of democratic
Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah
That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah
That's why I'm out there havin' fun again
Good puppy, good puppy
Rolling on over for The Man
TaktischesGenie 21. apr. 2023 kl. 17:20 
GTI, Hot Shot
He parks it there, just to piss me off
Bullyboy, gonna show ya who's tough
I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog
It's party time, everyday
I spent Saturday night on Novocaine
Called the pigs, but nobody came
I'm gonna shoot the dog, I'm gonna shoot the dog... (come on ladies)
Nine nine nine gettin' jiggy
People did you see that fire in the city?
It's like we're fresh out of democratic
Gotta get yourself a little something semi-automatic yeah
That's why I'm always gettin' stoned yeah
That's why I'm out there havin' fun again
Good puppy, good puppy
Rolling on over
Mustapha
Mazel Tov
The Gaza Boys
All that holy stuff
I got the feelin' when it all goes off
They're gonna shot the dog
They're gonna shoot the dog