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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 15.6 hrs on record (9.0 hrs at review time)
Posted: 26 May, 2021 @ 11:01am
Updated: 26 May, 2021 @ 11:06am

In the friendly ecosystem, known as the ocean, I hear a faint voice singing 'baby shark do do do do do'.

As I adventure forth from the green swamp rivers to the wide gulf of the ocean, I learn to shadow step, zap or stone through every fish, creature and human in my path. This game really shines in its constant entertainment of simply being a baby shark to an alpha meg in the wide world.

P.S I fudgin wanna consume the fudgin bastard that slit my mum and dragged me out of her then used a dagger place a fudgin 'mark' on my back. Let's just say 'KARMAS A B I T C H OLD MAN!'
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