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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38am

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:48am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:41am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:28pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 4:38am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:38am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:03pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:06am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:37am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:24pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:04am

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:12am

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:18am

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23am

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 1:14pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:53am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:37am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:42pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:33am

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:40am

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 1:56am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03am

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03am

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35am

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:04am

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:38pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:11am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:05am

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:42am

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 11:38am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:15am

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:05am

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:17am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:36am

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:51am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:23am

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 9:09am

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 4:37am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:53am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:28am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:11am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 11:01am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:32am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:37pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 10:22am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:38pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:40pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:42pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:44pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:49pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:26am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:18am

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:26am

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:13am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:37am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:34am

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 2:21am

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:08am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 9:03am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:06am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:07am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:16pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:06am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 21 Oct @ 11:58am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:36am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:13pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 4:00pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:10am

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:47am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 3:48am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 6:54am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:51pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 10:51am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:00pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:04pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 8:16am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:02pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 8:28am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:47am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:31am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:28pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:32pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:15pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:15pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:45pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 3:26am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:11pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:37am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:50pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:27am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:25am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:22pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:56am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:21pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 11:55am

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:36am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:20am

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:27pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:40am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:25pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:31pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:47pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:21am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 12:05pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 3:40pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:44pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:36pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 1:10pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:47am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:49pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:12pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:28pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:32pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:45pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:20am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:37pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:00pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:19pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:56pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:12am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:53pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:04pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:15pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:33am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:53am

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 3:20am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 6:38am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:10pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:10pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 8:47am

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2023 @ 8:52am

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:41pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:41pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2023 @ 7:01am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 5:08pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:12pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:27am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:36pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:49pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:45pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:38am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:32pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:27pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:43pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:48pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:08pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 10:44am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:08am

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:25am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:44am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:11pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:58pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:37pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:43pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:49pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:50pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:22pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:36pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:25am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:36am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 10:31am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:40am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:37pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:11pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 3:37pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:11pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:14pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:30pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:55pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:38pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:44pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:46pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 23 Oct @ 12:35pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct @ 11:10am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:36pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:29am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:55pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:44am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:11pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:58pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:37pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:26am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:33am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:04am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:46pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 9:15am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 12:23pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2023 @ 9:01am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 26 May, 2023 @ 11:21am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:33am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 1 May, 2023 @ 5:52am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 24 Nov @ 7:55am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:46pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:24am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:35am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:58am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:42pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:48pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:48pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:48pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:06pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:47pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:19pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:15pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:54pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:59pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:01pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:34pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:34pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:37am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:37am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:37am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 9:24am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 3:12pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:35am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:25am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:25pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:50pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:37am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:27am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:36pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:36am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:08am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:41pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:27am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:59am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:06pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:47pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:19pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:51pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:45pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:25pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:04pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:11pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:46pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:34pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:11pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:36pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:53pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:22pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:22pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:22pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:08am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:49am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:46pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:04pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:17pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:12pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:09pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 13 May, 2023 @ 1:32pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:19pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:05pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:10pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:19pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:25pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:51pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:45pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:25pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Oct @ 9:39am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:25am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:31pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:47pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:11pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:11pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:10pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:28am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:11pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:38pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:25pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:30pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:25pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:05pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 9:08am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:04pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 2:37pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:42pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:49pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:31am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:40pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:25pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:31pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:12pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:55pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:59pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:01am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:25pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:03am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 20 Oct @ 3:27pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:48pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:15am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:02pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:47pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:46pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:52pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:52pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:15pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:11pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:35am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:36am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 15 Nov @ 11:55am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:30pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:47pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:00pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:33pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:35pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:49pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:30pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:30pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:54am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 11:09am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:40pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:29am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:07pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:54pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 4:54pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:52pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:15pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:35am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 11:02am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:37am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:55pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:29am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:09pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:31pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:50pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 20 Nov @ 2:04pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:10am

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:19am

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:03am

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 1:42pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2023 @ 7:32am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 19 Oct @ 9:33am

When the cookies ascend just right

Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Unlocked 14 Nov @ 3:12pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 3:00pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:00pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:24am

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:15pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:17pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:32pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:31pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 7:26am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 11:08am

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:20pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:59pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:45pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:55pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:50pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 12:51pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:11am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:19pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:50pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Nov @ 10:35am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:31am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:49pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:45pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 1:09pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:49am

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:12am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 1 Nov @ 10:58am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 30 Oct @ 12:58pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 5:01am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 11:05am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:44pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:43pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:15pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:22pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:39pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:44pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:12pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:56pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:45pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 2:24pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 6:26pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:45pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov @ 5:55pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:17pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 10 Nov @ 1:31pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:31pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 11 Nov @ 12:55pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov @ 1:35pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 16 Nov @ 7:26am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 17 Nov @ 4:55am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 12:00pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 31 Oct @ 3:36pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Nov @ 1:44pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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Details for each achievement will be revealed once unlocked