Alright, listen up, peeps! Rust is like that hot mess you can't stop watching. I jumped in, all hyped, but man, did it punch me in the face with disappointment!

First off, the graphics are like something outta the '90s! I mean, I don't need photorealism, but come on, even my granny's flip phone has better visuals!

Crafting is like deciphering ancient hieroglyphs without a Rosetta Stone. Who needs a PhD to build a stupid shelter? Not cool, Rust, not cool.

Multiplayer? More like "multi-pain-er"! Trying to team up with players is like herding cats on caffeine. One moment you're laughing together, the next you're being betrayed by your so-called BFF.

Combat's a joke. New recoil is "amazing".

Alright, listen up, peeps! Rust is like that hot mess you can't stop watching. I jumped in, all hyped, but man, did it punch me in the face with disappointment! First off, the graphics are like something outta the '90s! I mean, I don't need photorealism, but come on, even my granny's flip phone has better visuals! Crafting is like deciphering ancient hieroglyphs without a Rosetta Stone. Who needs a PhD to build a stupid shelter? Not cool, Rust, not cool. Multiplayer? More like "multi-pain-er"! Trying to team up with players is like herding cats on caffeine. One moment you're laughing together, the next you're being betrayed by your so-called BFF. Combat's a joke. New recoil is "amazing".