*Hi guys this is your friend JOHN,
Ive finally took some time out from my packed schedule (sarcastically) to tell you guys about my csgo live so please read it and try to relate it to yours*

:What did i gave into csgo?
1.2500 hours in total (smurfing here)
2.7 csgo accounts (3 false VACed)
3.4200 rupees deposits on steam
4.my final exam results(i'd played csgo an hour before every exam)
5.My love
6.My social life
7.My debit card details(xD)
8.

:What did it gave me in return?
1.Smurfs
2.Hackers
3.10 year old kids who buy a knife on thier moms credit card and show off
4.Joker russians
5.Cry babies
6.False VAC bans
7.Derankers
8.Account Alerts
9.♥♥♥♥♥♥ comments on my profile
10.Scammers
11.Show offs
12.Bots
13.Automated steam mails
14.Cooldowns