skibidi toilet

(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
(Dookie, doo-dookie, doo-dookie) Dookie fresh
Dookie fresh, dookie fresh

[Verse 1: Puff Puff Humbert]
I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this

hey so I know last time we talked it wasn't the best i climbed out your basement window after releasing the fattest logdog of my entire life...I just thought of letting you know that, those 3 hours before i clogged your toilet were definitely the best hours of my life. You really are different :) I hope we can schedule another date soon... I promise to bring my lactate pills this time the Chicken Alfredo you made just really hit the spot last time.

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