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1 person found this review helpful
9.1 hrs on record
Nahh bro. I have a guilty pleasure playing this madness of a game. It's so bad, but it's fun for me personally, i just can't recommend this to others.

- The card system is overcomplicated and a total RNG, it makes the game's replayability very not cool.
- The AI bots always purposely got in your line of fire and they STAYED there to obscure your target.
- I guess general gameplay and gunplay is alright. It still sucks how you can't just manually detach attachments manually and you have to PAY coppers for doing so. It doesn't make sense.
- The maps are too dark, the flashlight is weak to no help at all, and it's uncontrollable, meaning the game will randomly decide when the flashlight will turn on or off. The atmosphere is pretty good tho, but it costed WAY too much visibility.
- Hazards like birds and door alarms blended in too much. Many times the birds aren't even visible and the door alarms are too similar to the regular ones, just added a tiny "Alarm" sign on the top right of it. Also... Birds and door alarms... are louder... than gunshots...? And the swamp village... has door alarms???
- The game gives ZERO clue on where you should be progressing. There's no light, no environmental indication to direct you. I guess the roaming zombies will tell you where a spot is uncleaned yet.
- You will die by touching water. It doesn't tell you which part of the water on the map can kill you. I thought a certain opening of water is the way to progress, just like several meters ago, but nope, it's an instant kill and you lose all your items. At least give us a invisible barrier, geez.
- Regular zombies are alright, i guess, but the special infected are so poorly designed. They all have the same colour and no distinct way you could see if one is a certain type.
- The soundtrack?? I can't even hear it from the constant one-liners spewed out every second.
- Last but not least, The survivors, or, Cleaners, are pretty ass. No backstory whatsoever, no motivation value, just kill zombies for the sake of their own pleasure, saying it's "war" while constantly saying some of the most degenerative dialogue and unfunny one-liners for the whole game.

I don't even have to compare it to Left 4 Dead, it's already so bad on it's own. EVEN when it's on 90% sale, it's never worth it.
Posted 24 June.
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18.5 hrs on record (11.2 hrs at review time)
It's ultimately amazing. The campaign is fun, epic, and humorous. The achievements were easy but the multiplayer is impossible to connect and i don't care anyways. Overall it's enjoyable, and i love the experience
Posted 14 June.
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28.0 hrs on record
The gameplay, storyline, weapon mechanics, upgrade systems, graphics, art direction, all the sceneries, the scale of the map, the camera angles... It's all insanely good. I am genuinely amazed by how well the game is optimized considering there's a lot going on, like explosions and material destructions, all in 10GB's of storage and such a stable 60fps, absolutely not a single frame drop occurred.

For a game that came out in 2013, it still holds up much better than recent games in literally every aspect.
Posted 11 June. Last edited 20 June.
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62.8 hrs on record (28.7 hrs at review time)
I value the gameplay but not the story. Gunplay, mobility, platforming, sound design, and guns variety are super good. Shame that they did everyone dirty except Rhys and Handsome Jack (which is ironic since he only was in a side mission to FIX THE WATER PUMP)

Oh, and Ava is a ♥♥♥♥♥. Two of the best characters in the franchise dies abruptly because the story centres on an absolute brat. What a sick joke.
Posted 20 March.
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122.7 hrs on record (101.3 hrs at review time)
Proving my friend wrong for thinking this is a horrifying satanist game. this is a very wholesome and cute rogue-like game. It plays very smoothly and nice. Only problem being the excessive vibration while using the controller.

100% Completion, 100% Worth it!
Posted 15 March.
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104.5 hrs on record (51.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game has what you need for casual fun:

- You can run this on a potato (includes the Potato graphics option)
- A fair balancing between teams with Anticheat software.
- A handful of guns to use but restricted types per class, but it's enough at least.
- Many maps since launch, and you can give feedback of the maps you played.
- VOIP being the best game mechanics in this game, i swear.
- Customizable soldier. Each gear can give you different set of how many ammo, armor, or equipment you can carry, and even customize your characters's dumb face.
- MEDIIIICC!!!
- Always rush the Wakistan Bridge
- You can build walls for defenses with the cost of small Squad points. Hella useful
- There's a 0,01% chance if you revive someone, they'll reward you with an entire script of the bee movie.
- Chopper pilots will blast either Fortunate Son or Free Bird
- Everyone screaming left and right
- Destructible brick-textured walls with high-explosive materials, good for flanking.
- "Crazy? I was crazy once!"
- You will suck at driving and everyone will be disappointed in you
- Levelution structures! So you can blow up C4's onto a tower and collapsing it right on top of your head.
- Waving with your head is a sign of peace.

Truly, 11/10 Experience
Posted 18 October, 2023. Last edited 23 October, 2023.
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48.9 hrs on record (35.3 hrs at review time)
Beaten it in 12 hours, It is not as hard as people say. The art style, soundtrack, and many others are great. It do have flaws too, attack pattern inconsistency could be troublesome, but it's okay regardless.

The DLC is amazing, lots of stuffs are added. More ability stuffs, Chalice, and challenges. The recycled cut content is nice and it works well enough. 8/10 from me

Also **** the journalists, and stOP COMPARING CUPHEAD TO DARK SOULS
Posted 17 August, 2022.
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251.2 hrs on record (189.4 hrs at review time)
Seemingly best Borderlands Game ever. The Handsome Collection / GOTY Edition has everything you need for a fairly cheap price especially on sale. You can run this in less than 1GB RAM and with a size of 26GB storage, a potato can run this.
Everything is better than the previous release and it's WAY less spec demanding and WAY cheaper compared to Borderlands 3.
Sure maybe the gameplay is quite a bit outdated, You can't slide or vault over, making platforming the most tedious part of the game. But it still holds up, you'll surely be fine about it.

I don't usually review stuffs, but hey, i gotta leave something. 9/10 from me
Posted 11 July, 2022. Last edited 21 November, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
416.1 hrs on record (310.0 hrs at review time)
It's a simple and fun game, you kill zombies and escape. Infinite replayability and steam workshop to play around with.
Posted 13 November, 2021.
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