Imagine stretching your ass out with your phone then keeping it there for a while until your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ molds into the shape of your phone. You have a coinslot type thing now :)

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good.

awwwnn is the puppy a little hungry?? i'll fill you up like it's never been filled before. i wanna stuff every orifice with my special egg white textured chef sauce until you're filled to the brim. i'll pluck every single hair from your body until your smooth like a balloon ready to pop. i'm gonna warm you up like my mother's moist and wet womb. i just want a quick taste of the comfort i felt inside her eggs from the insides of you. you'll be delicious, and you'll be my favourite

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11).