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Hungary 
🍇 * 🍖 * 👑 * 💚 * 🍧 * 🥗 * 📀 * 🌋 * 🎍 * 🏀 * 💎 * 📒 * 🐠 * 🐊 * 🍆 * 👃
ㅤ* David Hasselhoff walks into a bar and says to the barman, "I want you to call me David Hoff".
The barman replies "Sure thing Dave... no hassle"
ㅤ* So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
ㅤ* Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.
🌂 * ⛳ * 🥞 * 🐟 * 🐝 * 🥒 * 💗 * 📘 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 🎄 * 📕 * 👹 * 📗 * 🥞 * 🐳
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ teehee!