Last week we was playing a tight game on Mirage. The score is 15-6 in our favour but the Ts are relentless. Before we know it it’s 15-14. We’re under pressure and this is our last chance. I buy the auto-sniper anyways and mow the Ts down as they rush ramp. We win 16-14, but that night, I sleep horribly. I wake up soaked in sweat. There’s an airplane ticket. Under it is written in blood “We know what you did”. It’s Valve. They want me to test CS on Source 2. The man is freaking out. I hear him scream: “THEY’RE GONE! THE DOTS ARE ALL GONE. THEY ARE GONE THE ANTENNAS ARE GONE. ALL IS RUINED THIS IS THE END. THE DOTS. THE STONES. GONE!!!” I am next. I play. The joy. I could never describe it. After hours, I get 1-tapped out of my trance. A cheater?! In a closed beta environment? How could it possibly be? Where’s VAC? That’s when it hits me: There is no Valve-Anti-Cheat, there never has been. I ask the developers standing behind me, observing me.

Gloria is everywhere bruh. This mf is juat a clown bruh hahahahahahaha

a bunch of idiots trying to cover their ♥♥♥♥ lmao.

can't play don't play, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play can't even aim right

Go watch replays noobies Toxic/Gloria ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ buddies

Dear Gloria, go train more instead of complaining. Youre just ♥♥♥♥ bruh hahah