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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:42pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:37pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:57pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:42pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 10:17am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:30pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:20pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:34pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:11pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:18pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 6:33pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:45pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 5:35pm

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:06pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 6:08pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:24pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:23pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 4:11pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 7:50pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:35pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 4:01pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 5:08pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:41pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:28am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 4:31pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:13pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 5:36pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 10:46am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:51am

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 3:32pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:24pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:30pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:31pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:06pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:34pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:44pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 6:56pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:07pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:02pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:10pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:56pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 12:42pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:21am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:28am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:38am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:42pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:49pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:59pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:31am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 1:44pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 8:46pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 8:44pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:29pm

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:32pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 10:31pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 2:07pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 30 Sep, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 9:22pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2021 @ 8:47pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:41pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:55pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:33am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:50am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:46am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:27pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:02pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:03pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:41pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:05pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:44am

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:36pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:14am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:23pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:56am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:22am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:11pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:17pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 9:06am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 8:34pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:51pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:40pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:31am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:16pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:42pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:43pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:08pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:24am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:13pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:47pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 24 Sep, 2021 @ 3:22pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 2:27pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Oct, 2021 @ 11:05am

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:49am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:32pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:25pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:19pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:22am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:29am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:12pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:31pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:43pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:03pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:21pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:18pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 2:10pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:14pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 6 Dec, 2021 @ 1:44pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2022 @ 9:29am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:50pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2023 @ 12:53pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Mar, 2023 @ 2:30pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:30pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 4:12pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 29 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2023 @ 2:31pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 8:27pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2021 @ 4:44pm

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 8:10pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:20am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 10:25am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:38pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:19pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:25pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:47am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2023 @ 12:56pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 8:03pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:58am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:05pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:40pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:30pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:17pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:58pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:13pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:46pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:21pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:33pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 2:32pm

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2023 @ 1:47pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:15pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:09pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2022 @ 3:03pm

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:06pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:19pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 8:45pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:31pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:26pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:07pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2021 @ 8:30pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 11:10am

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:03pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:36am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:41pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 8:00pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 10:35pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:15am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:12pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 18 Dec, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 9:37pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:39pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 8 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 9:53pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:49pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2022 @ 9:51pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 9:56am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 10:32pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Feb, 2024 @ 8:29am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:09pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 3:10pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 9:27pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:48pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:01pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:33pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:54pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:47pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 1:41pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 6:46pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59pm

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 8:05pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:59pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2022 @ 9:04pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 3:39pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2021 @ 7:10pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 4:37pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:10am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:52am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:48pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 1:30pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 2:01pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 2:21pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2021 @ 7:39pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Aug, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:04pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 1 Oct, 2021 @ 6:22pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 7:50pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 6:37pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:15pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:42pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 4:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2021 @ 6:14pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 19 Oct, 2021 @ 9:54pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Sep, 2022 @ 9:57pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2022 @ 7:33pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 9:56am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 8:01pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:02pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 8:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 6:33pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 13 Oct, 2021 @ 1:58pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2021 @ 6:24pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2021 @ 7:02pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 8:44am

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jun, 2023 @ 9:02pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 12:31pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:32pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 11:24pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2024 @ 1:26pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Oct, 2021 @ 10:18pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 5:28pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 11:51am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:25pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:56pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2023 @ 3:03pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:32pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:44pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:28pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 7:28pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Speed baking III

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 15 minutes.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2021 @ 3:24pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 7:29pm

Last Chance to See

Burst the near-extinct shiny wrinkler.
Unlocked 4 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59pm

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Gaseous assets

Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31.536 million).
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 2:25pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:08pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 1:53pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:47pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 21 May, 2024 @ 8:11pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 20 Jul, 2022 @ 9:31pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2022 @ 11:16am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:06pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:31pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:29am

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Jun, 2023 @ 7:22pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:25pm

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 10 Jun, 2023 @ 10:57am

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2022 @ 8:46pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 2:06pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:36am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:37pm

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2023 @ 8:45pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:21pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:24pm

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:17pm

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 8:39pm

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 3 Jun, 2023 @ 12:19pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 27 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:38pm

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 12:16pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:29pm

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2024 @ 11:45am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 5:58pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 7:39pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 4 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 9:40am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jun, 2023 @ 10:14am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:33am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 2:27pm

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 8:28pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2023 @ 9:55pm



Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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