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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:26pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:25pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:56am

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 3:16am

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:26pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 2:03pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 8:53am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:21pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 1:19pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:08am

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06am

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:46pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:28pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 5:40am

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:08pm

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:49pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:43pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:49am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 5:18pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:25am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2021 @ 2:54pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:53pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 2:37pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:46am

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:17am

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:48pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:12am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 2:42pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:14pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:32am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:37am

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 5:54pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:20am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 10:20am

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:48am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:06am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 7:09am

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20am

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 5:10am

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 25 Oct, 2021 @ 3:50am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 6:01am

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2021 @ 5:20am

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 3:13pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:45am

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:46am

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:49am

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:34pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 5:05pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:40pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:19am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:52am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 3:18am

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:44am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 13 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:56pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:55pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 11:19am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:05am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:37am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:22pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:26pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 2:35pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:02am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 3:44pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 2:20am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:23am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 3:33pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:21am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:58pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:27am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:24am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:34am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:39am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 11:47am

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:03pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2022 @ 2:12pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 10:54am

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 2:04pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 4 Oct, 2021 @ 6:49am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:07am

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:35pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 3:04pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 12 Sep, 2021 @ 4:55pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 6 Oct, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 3:19pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:37am

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 10:17am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 4:16am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 4:30pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 5:20am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 7:55am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:13am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:49am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32am

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:06am

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 9:08am

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:06am

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:15am

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 5:04pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:55am

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02am

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:20am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:34pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:43pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:17am

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:01pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:28am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00am

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27am

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:08am

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:27pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 10:46am

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:24pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:01am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:58am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 7:32am

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:39am

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:11am

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:28pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 4:20pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:17am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2021 @ 8:47am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:23am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:24am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54am

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Oct, 2021 @ 6:39am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 7:16am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:15am

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:48am

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 3 Nov, 2021 @ 6:18am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:51am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:08am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:57am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 5:43am

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2021 @ 1:53am

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 11 Aug, 2022 @ 9:06am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2021 @ 2:11am

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 9:03am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:26am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:56am

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12am

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05am

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 1:01pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:06pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:43am

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:13am

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:30am

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:06am

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:01am

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:24am

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:27pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:29am

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:55am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:04am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:07am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 4:38am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 5:51am

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2022 @ 4:55am

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2022 @ 8:00am

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:02pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.
Unlocked 20 Sep, 2024 @ 9:03am

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 3:30am

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2024 @ 10:45am

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:42am

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.
Unlocked 9 Apr, 2023 @ 11:10am

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.
Unlocked 11 May, 2024 @ 4:47am

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 18 Mar, 2024 @ 9:17am

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2024 @ 11:18am

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.
Unlocked 31 Aug, 2023 @ 5:50am

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2023 @ 3:16am

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 14 Sep, 2021 @ 8:04am

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 23 Sep, 2021 @ 7:00am

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 26 Oct, 2021 @ 12:27pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:40am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:12pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 3:51pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:20am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 5:21am

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:33am

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:08am

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Mar, 2023 @ 11:15am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:39am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:05am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:59am

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:32am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 6:07am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12am

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12am

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:15am

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:52am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24am

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 7:04am

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 7:08am

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:34pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 3:50am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 8:45am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 12 Dec, 2021 @ 9:12am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 10:19am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:42am

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:02pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:21am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Dec, 2021 @ 11:08am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 5:47pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:03am

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
Unlocked 18 Jan, 2023 @ 3:21pm

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
Unlocked 1 Feb, 2023 @ 6:03pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:48pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:50am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:12pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 3:29am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Nov, 2021 @ 3:13am

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Feb, 2022 @ 5:48am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Mar, 2022 @ 4:27pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 8:32am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2021 @ 7:12am

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:58am

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:18pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:44pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 22 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 5:18am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:15am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 14 Dec, 2021 @ 5:38am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:08pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 4 Mar, 2022 @ 12:49am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 22 Mar, 2022 @ 3:24am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 29 Oct, 2021 @ 2:45am

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:37pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 6:04am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:13am

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2021 @ 6:13am

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2021 @ 12:10pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 5:53am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2022 @ 3:54pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:54am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:04am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 4:44am

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:55am

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2022 @ 9:16am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Dec, 2021 @ 8:17am

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jun, 2022 @ 5:32am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09am

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 6:37am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:47pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 1 Nov, 2021 @ 2:50pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2021 @ 3:02pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:00am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 2:45am

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 12:53am

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Nov, 2021 @ 11:43am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2022 @ 3:40am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 29 Mar, 2022 @ 6:27am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:39am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:24am

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 6:27am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:06pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2022 @ 12:21pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:14pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2022 @ 12:36pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2022 @ 6:30am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 10:22am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28am

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 12:30pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:03am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:45am

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 4:28pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
Unlocked 2 Oct, 2024 @ 6:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 1:54am

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 3 May, 2022 @ 12:44pm

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 2:05pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:13am

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:45am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2024 @ 3:14am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:07pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 3:45pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 7:18am

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:08am

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:03am

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2021 @ 4:23am

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:47am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Dec, 2021 @ 10:14am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:53am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jan, 2022 @ 8:45am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 7 Mar, 2022 @ 10:11am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2022 @ 7:48am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2022 @ 12:26pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2022 @ 10:15am

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2022 @ 12:21pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:39pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:36am

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 5:30am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11am

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 30 Nov, 2021 @ 3:05am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 2 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 21 Dec, 2021 @ 12:00pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2022 @ 1:02pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 16 Feb, 2022 @ 8:14am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 14 Mar, 2022 @ 4:47am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2022 @ 3:11pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:33am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:46am

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:22am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 12:58pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 1:05pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 30 Jul, 2024 @ 11:30am

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 11:49am

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:03am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 10:17am

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Nov, 2021 @ 6:41am

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 17 Nov, 2021 @ 6:14am

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 Nov, 2021 @ 4:11am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 11 Dec, 2021 @ 11:22am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 28 Feb, 2022 @ 8:46am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:15pm

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 5 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:35pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 6:24am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 3:06am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 5:14pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 3 Jan, 2022 @ 12:07pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.
Unlocked 23 May, 2022 @ 2:55am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2021 @ 12:04pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 18 Nov, 2021 @ 1:09am

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Nov, 2021 @ 2:06am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 14 Nov, 2021 @ 3:23pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 8:39am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 12:58pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 5:28am

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 12 Oct, 2021 @ 1:36pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2022 @ 11:36am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
Unlocked 6 Sep, 2022 @ 9:40am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 11:49am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 29 Sep, 2022 @ 7:22am

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 10:26am

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 6:07am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:33pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2022 @ 9:41am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 1:36pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jun, 2022 @ 9:25am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 1:21pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 26 Jun, 2022 @ 8:34am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2022 @ 7:11am

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 15 Oct, 2022 @ 9:22am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 8:50am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:49am

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2024 @ 12:36pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 6:02am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Jun, 2023 @ 8:37am

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:29pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 12:32pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Nov, 2022 @ 9:58am

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2023 @ 10:31am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 15 Jun, 2022 @ 3:30pm

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:28am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 6:29am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:52am

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
Unlocked 21 Jul, 2023 @ 5:37am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:32am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:20am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.
Unlocked 28 May, 2023 @ 11:32am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:22am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 21 Jun, 2023 @ 7:45pm

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2023 @ 4:52am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2023 @ 5:45am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2024 @ 6:01am

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.
Unlocked 3 Aug, 2024 @ 6:06am

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 11:17am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 15 May, 2023 @ 11:19am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 20 Jun, 2023 @ 12:30pm



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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