This is such a sigma wolf alpha male moment. I have never seen a better gigachad moment. I returned from Skibidi land and I sang: "Skibidi dop dop yes yes" for hours and hours, it was for sure fire, but now, when I saw this video, I sticked out my gyat for the rizzler and I said: "SHEESH", but today, my dad owns Roblox. 1 day later after this happening, I finally got the Grimace Shake, they all say to not drink it but I did, I became such a rizzler and got all the girls with my sigma wolf alpha male rizz. This day was so Banban moment in Ohio, I couldn't resist to play Minecraft and I ate pizza from Oklahoma with Nathanel B. I griddied so hard while it that the among us imposter started flexing his 1 2 buckle my shoe, 3 4 buckle some more, 5 6 nike kicks! This day was so sigma that Speed Mcqueen walked in and started doing the griddy with me, he started singing: "Swag in Ohio, down in Ohio" for hours until the skibidi toilet haunted us, but then Flamingo playing Roblox has saved us, the giant cameraman started gridding and we won, Flamingo is so sigma wolf alpha male. He will do everything to punch a girl to be sigma, Lankybox is so sigma too, they love Skibdi Toilet and Grimace Shake, that they drink every day. This day was so Fanum Tax that I died while screaming: "GYATT!". Now, I'm in Heaven and I'm singing so hard: "Skibidi toilet, skibidi skibidi toilet" that God said: "No way, fatherless." and he sent me to Hell, where the Devil was gridding so hard with Flamingo playing Roblox, but then, a sigma wolf alpha male entered in Hell just like a Giga sigma Chad. We all bowed to him and then the sigma wolf alpha male started talking: "This was for sure a sigma Giga wolf alpha Chad male ban ban day.", but then, someone entered in and said: "Uhmm, actually, it's a sigma wolf alpha male Gigachad skibidi ban ban from Ohio day.", but then, the Devil tortured the nerd so hard that he gone to the sigma L+Ratio Oklahoma moment. After some days, the Devil sent me back to Earth. I was so sad and I wanted to kill the Devil so I got into a mission to kill him. I have travelled to the Oklahoma's sigma Pizza Tower, I defeated all the sigma Gigachads, it was for sure hard, but I didn't give up. After a day, I have finally come to Ohio.Then someone walked in with a sigma smile and said: "Swag in Ohio, Down in Ohio, oh wait, I'm not a dumb, I'm a sigma." and then I said: "No, I'm a sigma." then he said: "Fight me kid." and then I said: "Bet" then he whispered to himself: "He didn't put a dot at the end of "Bet(.)"! I should... No... I must correct him before he does!" then he says: "Bet.*" then I said: "" then he got defeated and he exploded with a: "Pop!". After a while, I've saw something. It's Patrick Bateman! The most sigma wolf alpha Giga male Chad from Ohio, he is drinking Grimace Shake and coming to me while gridding and singing: "Blue coems, white coems, original coems! If your girl is angry, she wants your black pencil! If your boy is angry, he wants your black pencil!". It is too much sigma skibidi Ban Ban from Ohio that I can't resist. I have to defeat him, but I couldn't, so he killed me and now I'm in Hell again and I got my revenge on the Devil. I'm currently crying so hard right now, I will live for eternity with the sigma Flamingo playing Roblox. Thank you, young man!